every driver hates vauxhall lol even vauxhall drivers hate vauxhall lol if i remember i got this from a vauxhall corsa forum that my mate (which has a Corsa) gave it to me years ago
i found this in my old files form years ago in my pc jokes
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Corsa user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule
Q: How do you upgrade a Corsa?
A: Put in an engine.
A man goes to a parts garage:
Man: "Can I have a windshield wiper for a Corsa please?"
Parts man: "Yeah, that seems like a fair swap."
Q: What is the sport-version of Corsa?
A: The driver wears Nike shoes.
Q: What do you call a Corsa at the top of a hill?
A: A miracle.
Q: What do you call two Corsas at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Corsa?
A: Put in half a tank of petrol!
Q: What do you have to do if your Corsa gets in the way of a swarm of killer bees?
A: Stop pushing and take refuge into the car.
Q: Why do Corsas have heated rear windows?
A: To keep your hands warm when you're pushing them.
Q: What to you call a Corsa with brakes?
Q: What is the Corsa owner's most ardent wish?
A: To buy a car.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with a seat belt?
A: A rucksack.
Q: What do you call a Corsa with a flat tire?
A: A write off.
Q: How do you make a Corsa go faster uphill?
A: Throw out the passenger.
Q: How do you make a Corsa go faster downhill?
A: Turn off the engine.