Sorry nothing about cars, but why do women go off on one even though you haven't done nothing wrong. I Came home from work this evening and all I'm getting is moan moan moan and nag nag nag. Had bit of an argument by telling her to shut up and get lost (she started it) now she gone up stairs. lol It's ok for them to moan at you but when you moan back it all gets out of control. Oh well.
don't know what the hell goes on in their minds.
Full Version: Bloody Women....
[quote name='tlogic' timestamp='1328731960' post='165541']
Sorry nothing about cars, but why do women go off on one even though you haven't done nothing wrong. I Came home from work this evening and all I'm getting is moan moan moan and nag nag nag. Had bit of an argument by telling her to shut up and get lost (she started it) now she gone up stairs. lol It's ok for them to moan at you but when you moan back it all gets out of control. Oh well.
don't know what the hell goes on in their minds.
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your not alone mate,
but did you hit her with a ford or anything??
just to make this topic ford related and relevent to the forum in some way ?
the day i purchased my focus, my missus drove home 45minutes away from the sales yard and left me stranded lol
she wasnt happy with me buying it, but it doesnt take much to rock the boat.
Sorry nothing about cars, but why do women go off on one even though you haven't done nothing wrong. I Came home from work this evening and all I'm getting is moan moan moan and nag nag nag. Had bit of an argument by telling her to shut up and get lost (she started it) now she gone up stairs. lol It's ok for them to moan at you but when you moan back it all gets out of control. Oh well.
don't know what the hell goes on in their minds.
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your not alone mate,
but did you hit her with a ford or anything??
just to make this topic ford related and relevent to the forum in some way ?
the day i purchased my focus, my missus drove home 45minutes away from the sales yard and left me stranded lol
she wasnt happy with me buying it, but it doesnt take much to rock the boat.
Not wishing to feel the wrath of any woman reading this but , Tlogic , if you manage to figure a woman out then you will be the next richest Man in the world.
I have had arguments because " I look like i'm in a mood"
Think more on the positive side of things.:
You don't have to make cups of tea on demand
You can watch what you like on TV
You don't get cold feet rammed against you on that night.
Its Quiet !
The list goes on
I have had arguments because " I look like i'm in a mood"
Think more on the positive side of things.:
You don't have to make cups of tea on demand
You can watch what you like on TV
You don't get cold feet rammed against you on that night.
Its Quiet !
The list goes on
didn't hit her with the ford she was hit with it two weeks ago when i told her I spent £7k on it. lol
mind you at least I'm getting a bit of piece and quiet for once.
Apologies to all the female members in my last post no offence intended.
I love women really
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she was hit with it two weeks ago when i told her I spent £7k on it. lolmind you at least I'm getting a bit of piece and quiet for once.
Apologies to all the female members in my last post no offence intended.
I love women really
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[quote name='Lenny' timestamp='1328732619' post='165544']
the day i purchased my focus, my missus drove home 45minutes away from the sales yard and left me stranded lol
she wasnt happy with me buying it
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lol ! 
Was your salesman looking at you waiting for your reaction?
the day i purchased my focus, my missus drove home 45minutes away from the sales yard and left me stranded lol
she wasnt happy with me buying it
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lol ! Was your salesman looking at you waiting for your reaction?
Typical woman! Mines is the same lol.....
[quote name='2011fiesta' timestamp='1328738105' post='165575']
lol ! Was your salesman looking at you waiting for your reaction?
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it was funny, because he had saw me getting out of the drivers seat.
then me and the sales man were both looking at it out through the glass in the showroom because he was trying to get me to trade it in against the focus, i began to tell him it was my partners car and next thing the car reverses out of the spot and spins off lmao very embarresing.
i then bought the focus and parked it in the local hotel car park for 3 days and told her i had gotten the bus home lol until things settled down a bit and i introduced them to each other.
lol ! Was your salesman looking at you waiting for your reaction?[/quote]
it was funny, because he had saw me getting out of the drivers seat.
then me and the sales man were both looking at it out through the glass in the showroom because he was trying to get me to trade it in against the focus, i began to tell him it was my partners car and next thing the car reverses out of the spot and spins off lmao very embarresing.
i then bought the focus and parked it in the local hotel car park for 3 days and told her i had gotten the bus home lol until things settled down a bit and i introduced them to each other.
[quote name='tlogic' timestamp='1328731960' post='165541']shut up and get lost.
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Never say that to a woman! haha. We do take things to heart even if its a petty little argument. Why though? i dont know
Buuutttt we could say the same... bloody men!
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Never say that to a woman! haha. We do take things to heart even if its a petty little argument. Why though? i dont know Buuutttt we could say the same... bloody men!
Lenny, I love the story, lol, my wife doesnt drive, she has so much of an input on the car "dont like that one, it has too many curves".... "dont like that one, it has too many straight lines" - (didnt have the heard to tell her she was looking at the same bloody car!) but then again, she just looks at it, and then she eventually comes round to the idea of "well your the one who has to drive it so you decide".... but she has so many points to make about it, that she kind of pushes me in front of the car she wants, and says "you decide"... lol, woman (more specifically wives!) are a rare breed, and any that are like mine, are very good at allowing you to think you were the trousers, even if they do pick the colour, shape, size, style and tell you when your allowed to slot into them! what would we do without you?
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh
a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more!
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh
a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more!
[quote name='jeebowhite' timestamp='1328799469' post='165673']
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more!
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first part is very true, its obviously just a female thing haha! when my boyfriend asks me what's wrong if i'm being quieter than normal or if i randomly take a deep breath (like im in a mood or something) 8/10 i have no idea why. So my reply is usually "i don't know" then he asks me again and i reply "i don't know, if i knew i would tell you!" and so on
i said it cause it works both ways.. haha!
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh
a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more! [/quote]
first part is very true, its obviously just a female thing haha! when my boyfriend asks me what's wrong if i'm being quieter than normal or if i randomly take a deep breath (like im in a mood or something) 8/10 i have no idea why. So my reply is usually "i don't know" then he asks me again and i reply "i don't know, if i knew i would tell you!" and so on
i said it cause it works both ways.. haha!
[quote name='jeebowhite' timestamp='1328799469' post='165673']
Lenny, I love the story, lol, my wife doesnt drive, she has so much of an input on the car "dont like that one, it has too many curves".... "dont like that one, it has too many straight lines" - (didnt have the heard to tell her she was looking at the same bloody car!) but then again, she just looks at it, and then she eventually comes round to the idea of "well your the one who has to drive it so you decide".... but she has so many points to make about it, that she kind of pushes me in front of the car she wants, and says "you decide"... lol, woman (more specifically wives!) are a rare breed, and any that are like mine, are very good at allowing you to think you were the trousers, even if they do pick the colour, shape, size, style and tell you when your allowed to slot into them! what would we do without you?
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more!
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hi Jeebo,
its a true story mate, and i wouldnt mind but i bought the car with some of my own redundancy and im still paying for her car on finance lol my missus is jealious of the focus, because i put so much time and money in to it and spend more time on the car than i do with her lol she doesnt understand cars or have any interest in them at all, she just see's it all as a waste of money. our bedromm is to the front of the house and every night before i get in to bed i open the curtains to have a look at the car
lol
ive done it every night since i got it over a year ago, and it drives her mad
Lenny, I love the story, lol, my wife doesnt drive, she has so much of an input on the car "dont like that one, it has too many curves".... "dont like that one, it has too many straight lines" - (didnt have the heard to tell her she was looking at the same bloody car!) but then again, she just looks at it, and then she eventually comes round to the idea of "well your the one who has to drive it so you decide".... but she has so many points to make about it, that she kind of pushes me in front of the car she wants, and says "you decide"... lol, woman (more specifically wives!) are a rare breed, and any that are like mine, are very good at allowing you to think you were the trousers, even if they do pick the colour, shape, size, style and tell you when your allowed to slot into them! what would we do without you?
With reference to the arguments, my wife is the same, she is very delicate and easy to upset sometimes, 9/10 times she doesnt know why she gets upset, or mad, but she knows she is, and she has a go at me that I dont know why shes upset, and I should be stopping her being upset, and making her feel better... but because she doesnt know whats wrong, and I dont know whats wrong, its inevitable that I will do something wrong... So I do the next best thing, I try to make her smile, and if that fails, I hide in the car for half an hour or so....
As for Ashleighs comment... how could you say such a thing! bloody men? eeesh
a wise man once said (on BBC radio kent, about four weeks ago) "If I am not the perfect man, its my wife's fault, since she has had many many years to train me..." I couldnt agree more! [/quote]
hi Jeebo,
its a true story mate, and i wouldnt mind but i bought the car with some of my own redundancy and im still paying for her car on finance lol my missus is jealious of the focus, because i put so much time and money in to it and spend more time on the car than i do with her lol she doesnt understand cars or have any interest in them at all, she just see's it all as a waste of money. our bedromm is to the front of the house and every night before i get in to bed i open the curtains to have a look at the car
lolive done it every night since i got it over a year ago, and it drives her mad
Double Post
Ah but a car is easier to turn on 
Responds to the boot and any money put on to it gets you somewhere
A car doesn't get angry when you drive other cars.
[quote name='Lenny' timestamp='1328773826' post='165606'].
i then bought the focus and parked it in the local hotel car park for 3 days and told her i had gotten the bus home lol until things settled down a bit and i introduced them to each other.
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Lmao. Excellent
i then bought the focus and parked it in the local hotel car park for 3 days and told her i had gotten the bus home lol until things settled down a bit and i introduced them to each other.
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Lmao. Excellent
Make sure she doesn't get revenge by applying those annoying flower stickers when you're not looking.
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1328888274' post='165894']
Make sure she doesn't get revenge by applying those annoying flower stickers when you're not looking.
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ow god no !!!
she has her own car for shall we say ''receational use and decoration''
i cring at the thoughts of her even driving my focus, since she has wrecked the clutch in her own car by herself OMG
Make sure she doesn't get revenge by applying those annoying flower stickers when you're not looking.
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ow god no !!!
she has her own car for shall we say ''receational use and decoration''
i cring at the thoughts of her even driving my focus, since she has wrecked the clutch in her own car by herself OMG
[quote name='Lenny' timestamp='1328898527' post='165922']
ow god no !!!
she has her own car for shall we say ''receational use and decoration''
i cring at the thoughts of her even driving my focus, since she has wrecked the clutch in her own car by herself OMG
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If she likes to ride the clutch, i.e gets sick of coming on and off the clutch and putting it in and out of neutral, why doesn't she get an auto?
ow god no !!!
she has her own car for shall we say ''receational use and decoration''
i cring at the thoughts of her even driving my focus, since she has wrecked the clutch in her own car by herself OMG
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If she likes to ride the clutch, i.e gets sick of coming on and off the clutch and putting it in and out of neutral, why doesn't she get an auto?
[quote name='2011fiesta' timestamp='1328907320' post='165959']
If she likes to ride the clutch, i.e gets sick of coming on and off the clutch and putting it in and out of neutral, why doesn't she get an auto?
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she denys doing it mate, even though i can clearly see the rev gauge when shes changing from 1st to 2nd etc. and i know shes pressing the accelerator, because the revs dont drop lol
even when she reverses out of the driveway she has one foot pressing the clutch and the other pushing the accelerator,
ive told her many times, ''when your reversing you dont need to press the accelerator luv, the car will roll when you take off the clutch a bit''
but its another excuse for her to go silent on me lol so i dont bother any more,
If she likes to ride the clutch, i.e gets sick of coming on and off the clutch and putting it in and out of neutral, why doesn't she get an auto?
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she denys doing it mate, even though i can clearly see the rev gauge when shes changing from 1st to 2nd etc. and i know shes pressing the accelerator, because the revs dont drop lol
even when she reverses out of the driveway she has one foot pressing the clutch and the other pushing the accelerator,
ive told her many times, ''when your reversing you dont need to press the accelerator luv, the car will roll when you take off the clutch a bit''
but its another excuse for her to go silent on me lol so i dont bother any more,
Wife took my car out tonight , and when she got back she said " i don't like that beeping" (reverse sensors).
I said its for your benefit and it proves your too damn close to the wall behind if its beeping.
"well i don't like it"
"Simple's Don't drive it and if you do learn where the back of the car is , mirror's are not for makeup"
it's very quite tonight now
I said its for your benefit and it proves your too damn close to the wall behind if its beeping.
"well i don't like it"
"Simple's Don't drive it and if you do learn where the back of the car is , mirror's are not for makeup"
it's very quite tonight now
[quote name='Preee' timestamp='1328912035' post='165982']
Wife took my car out tonight , and when she got back she said " i don't like that beeping" (reverse sensors).
I said its for your benefit and it proves your too damn close to the wall behind if its beeping.
"well i don't like it"
"Simple's Don't drive it and if you do learn where the back of the car is , mirror's are not for makeup"
it's very quite tonight now
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Seems like you got a winner tonight then.
wish it was that easy to shut my missus up.
She's my reversing sensors - "watch out there's a car behind you" - etc..
You wouldn't believe 1) I'm a police advanced driver and 2) she can't drive.
I love it when she does the phantom foot pedals though.
I put my foot down on motorways and she stamps the floor if i even get within 50 metres of another car.
I keep threatening to wire her seat and the floor to a 240 volt converter so she gets a shock every time she does it.
If she was ever in the car with me when answering a shout.
I'd love to do it just once to see her face.
Wife took my car out tonight , and when she got back she said " i don't like that beeping" (reverse sensors).
I said its for your benefit and it proves your too damn close to the wall behind if its beeping.
"well i don't like it"
"Simple's Don't drive it and if you do learn where the back of the car is , mirror's are not for makeup"
it's very quite tonight now
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Seems like you got a winner tonight then.
wish it was that easy to shut my missus up.
She's my reversing sensors - "watch out there's a car behind you" - etc..
You wouldn't believe 1) I'm a police advanced driver and 2) she can't drive.
I love it when she does the phantom foot pedals though.
I put my foot down on motorways and she stamps the floor if i even get within 50 metres of another car.
I keep threatening to wire her seat and the floor to a 240 volt converter so she gets a shock every time she does it.
If she was ever in the car with me when answering a shout.
I'd love to do it just once to see her face.
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1328914326' post='165996']
Seems like you got a winner tonight then.
wish it was that easy to shut my missus up.
She's my reversing sensors - "watch out there's a car behind you" - etc..
You wouldn't believe 1) I'm a police advanced driver and 2) she can't drive.
I love it when she does the phantom foot pedals though.
I put my foot down on motorways and she stamps the floor if i even get within 50 metres of another car.
I keep threatening to wire her seat and the floor to a 240 volt converter so she gets a shock every time she does it.
If she was ever in the car with me when answering a shout.
I'd love to do it just once to see her face.
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Haha quality
I've given up now I keep telling her she right and I'm wrong that winding her up even more now
Lenny cracking story mate.
Seems like you got a winner tonight then.
wish it was that easy to shut my missus up.
She's my reversing sensors - "watch out there's a car behind you" - etc..
You wouldn't believe 1) I'm a police advanced driver and 2) she can't drive.
I love it when she does the phantom foot pedals though.
I put my foot down on motorways and she stamps the floor if i even get within 50 metres of another car.
I keep threatening to wire her seat and the floor to a 240 volt converter so she gets a shock every time she does it.
If she was ever in the car with me when answering a shout.
I'd love to do it just once to see her face.
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Haha quality
I've given up now I keep telling her she right and I'm wrong that winding her up even more now
Lenny cracking story mate.
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
[quote name='Bex78' timestamp='1329064366' post='166235']
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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haha we men love to moanabout women but we love really
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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haha we men love to moanabout women but we love really
[quote name='Bex78' timestamp='1329064366' post='166235']
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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My goodness a woman that can see the funny side of moaning men. LOL
Glad that you're not offended Rebecca, men aren't truly happy unless they're moaning about something.
If we stopped moaning then it would mean we don't care.
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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My goodness a woman that can see the funny side of moaning men. LOL
Glad that you're not offended Rebecca, men aren't truly happy unless they're moaning about something.
If we stopped moaning then it would mean we don't care.
[quote name='Bex78' timestamp='1329064366' post='166235']
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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Hi, its nice to see that we can keep atleast one of you happy!
I am a woman and am finding this highly amusing!! :-)
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Hi, its nice to see that we can keep atleast one of you happy!
[quote name='Lenny' timestamp='1329074505' post='166279']
Hi, its nice to see that we can keep atleast one of you happy!
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"Ducking and running for cover"
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Hi, its nice to see that we can keep atleast one of you happy!
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"Ducking and running for cover"
[img]http://i1130.photobucket.com/albums/m522/stoney871/hidesbehindsofa1.gif[/img]
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1329066237' post='166243']
If we stopped moaning then it would mean we don't care.
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That's true! Keep on moaning... but not too much haha
If we stopped moaning then it would mean we don't care.
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That's true! Keep on moaning... but not too much
haha
I find it funny because it's true ha,ha!! You men love moaning about women drivers..but some of us can drive just as good as you ;-)
To be fair, your right Bex, but equally, some woman suck as much as, if not worse than men.
Stoney... How much would it cost for me to take an advanced pursuit level one course? I would LOVE to do that, 1) for my own benefit 2) so that if I was ever caught speeding I could use that as an excuse why its safe 3) so that I could tell the wife that if she doesnt like my driving, she should complaint to the local police commissioner...
That might give me a little peace!
Stoney... How much would it cost for me to take an advanced pursuit level one course? I would LOVE to do that, 1) for my own benefit 2) so that if I was ever caught speeding I could use that as an excuse why its safe 3) so that I could tell the wife that if she doesnt like my driving, she should complaint to the local police commissioner...
That might give me a little peace!
[quote name='Bex78' timestamp='1329133009' post='166400']
I find it funny because it's true ha,ha!! You men love moaning about women drivers..but some of us can drive just as good as you ;-)
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Statistically, female drivers are seen by insurance companies to be safer behind the wheel.
I reserve the right not to incriminate myself by disclosing my personal opinion.
I do see a lot of bad drivers on the road in the course of my duty and will just say that some people do stupid things.
I find it funny because it's true ha,ha!! You men love moaning about women drivers..but some of us can drive just as good as you ;-)
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Statistically, female drivers are seen by insurance companies to be safer behind the wheel.
I reserve the right not to incriminate myself by disclosing my personal opinion.
I do see a lot of bad drivers on the road in the course of my duty and will just say that some people do stupid things.
My wife has never even got near to breaking the speed limit , if fact i think her driving is dangerous to other road users , After 19 years of driving she still can't reverse into a parking space (hence reversing sensors fitted to mine) , She constantly will not be quiet and has to hold a full conversation to who ever is in the car , 2 years ago going up our road she pulled over to be polite (narrow road) and put a hugh dent int the roof bar , claiming it was not her !! , bearing in mind i had washed and waxed it prior to her taking it out , on her return was the dent " It was not me " !
Inspector Preee CSI found the ofending branch with silver paint.
So my opiniion is not about female drivers generally , but my wife is another topic.
Inspector Preee CSI found the ofending branch with silver paint.
So my opiniion is not about female drivers generally , but my wife is another topic.
Fair comments guys,please post more stories about your nagging women- it made my day x
[quote name='Bex78' timestamp='1329170301' post='166537']
Fair comments guys,please post more stories about your nagging women- it made my day x
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My wife does not nag, she merely informs me of my failings and the best way to address them.
Fair comments guys,please post more stories about your nagging women- it made my day x
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My wife does not nag, she merely informs me of my failings and the best way to address them.
My wife never nags, as nagging is defined as:
"Annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent faultfinding or continuous urging"
she could never possibly irritate me, and she cant fault find, because I am perfect, she doesnt urge, she demands...
now that I have awakened from my dream...
My wife is "always right" she "always knows best" and always sees a "better way to complete something"... now if she drove, that would be wonderful, but I do love it when our beloved nearest and dearest like to faultfind when they dont drive, or they dont fully understand the situation I love my wife dearly, but she really can drive me crackers when she criticises me because I am focusing on my driving and miss something she points out, or also if I set the sat nav up to go to our destination, when she has printed out a set of directions from google, and my sat nav deviates from googles route... she loves me when that happens... silence does soon ensue with comments such as "why do I bother going to the effort" when sometimes I want to reply "I didnt pay £130 for a TomTom so that I could use google, which spends more time in the wrong than I do..."
"Annoy or irritate (a person) with persistent faultfinding or continuous urging"
she could never possibly irritate me, and she cant fault find, because I am perfect, she doesnt urge, she demands...
now that I have awakened from my dream...
My wife is "always right" she "always knows best" and always sees a "better way to complete something"... now if she drove, that would be wonderful, but I do love it when our beloved nearest and dearest like to faultfind when they dont drive, or they dont fully understand the situation
I love my wife dearly, but she really can drive me crackers when she criticises me because I am focusing on my driving and miss something she points out, or also if I set the sat nav up to go to our destination, when she has printed out a set of directions from google, and my sat nav deviates from googles route... she loves me when that happens... silence does soon ensue with comments such as "why do I bother going to the effort" when sometimes I want to reply "I didnt pay £130 for a TomTom so that I could use google, which spends more time in the wrong than I do..."
One word from me and my wife does exactly what she wants.
I sometimes feel she does the exact opposite of what i advise just to be a pain.
There is a slightly sexist joke - i truly apologise to all the female members here - no offence is implied or intended.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing - she's been told twice already.
Very very sorry ladies.
I sometimes feel she does the exact opposite of what i advise just to be a pain.
There is a slightly sexist joke - i truly apologise to all the female members here - no offence is implied or intended.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing - she's been told twice already.
Very very sorry ladies.
The true meanings to those little words women say
[b]Fine[/b]
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
[b]Five Minutes[/b]
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
[b]Nothing[/b]
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
[b]Go Ahead[/b]
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
[b]Loud Sigh[/b]
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
[b]That's Okay[/b]
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
[b]Thanks[/b]
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
PART 2
[b]What a woman says, what she really means…[/b]
I need = I want
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
[u]Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later[/u] [b]<---this is so true![/b]
We need to talk = I need to complain （Anyone who has seen the movie, Breakin’ All the Rules（Jamie Foxx , 2004）must remember We need to talk = Break up）
Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS （PMS = Premenstrual Syndrome）
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper…
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. （This usually means you have to wait longer enough, so be patient）
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important!
[b]What a man says, what he really means…[/b]
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn’t even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go!
[b]Fine[/b]
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
[b]Five Minutes[/b]
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
[b]Nothing[/b]
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
[b]Go Ahead[/b]
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
[b]Loud Sigh[/b]
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
[b]That's Okay[/b]
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
[b]Thanks[/b]
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
PART 2
[b]What a woman says, what she really means…[/b]
I need = I want
We need = I want
It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
[u]Do whatever you want = You are going to pay for this later[/u] [b]<---this is so true![/b]
We need to talk = I need to complain （Anyone who has seen the movie, Breakin’ All the Rules（Jamie Foxx , 2004）must remember We need to talk = Break up）
Sure…go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You’re so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You’re certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
I’m not emotional! And I’m not overreacting! = I have a severe case of PMS （PMS = Premenstrual Syndrome）
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = I want new curtains, new carpeting, new furniture, new wallpaper…
I need new shoes = the other 40 pairs are simply the wrong shade
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re really going to hate
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V. （This usually means you have to wait longer enough, so be patient）
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I’m beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me? = Too late, you’re dead
Yes = No
No = No
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
I was wrong = Not as wrong as you
Do you like this recipe? = It’s easy to fix, so you’d better get used to it
Was that the baby? = Why don’t you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep
I’m not yelling! = Of course I’m yelling, this is important!
[b]What a man says, what he really means…[/b]
I’m hungry = I’m hungry
I’m tired = I’m tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Would you like to dance? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I’d eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What’s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psycho trauma are you going through now?
You look upset = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
Yes, I love your new hairstyle = I liked it better before
Yes, your haircut looks good = $50 and it doesn’t even look different!
I like the first dress you tried on better = Pick any freakin’ dress and let’s go!
Oh guys I think you know everything there is to know about us women!! You really should read these posts to your wives(only if they've got a sense of humour!!) I only came across this site as I was sat in the car for a whole hour looking for help on the Internet about taking my radio out..not once did my other half come looking for me!!maybe he was enjoying the peace and quiet?glad I found this site though as it makes me smile reading your stories :-)
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The true meanings to those little words women say
[b]Fine[/b]
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
[b]Nothing[/b]
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
[b]Go Ahead[/b]
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
[b]Loud Sigh[/b]
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
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thanks pree,
your guide will help me survive the weekends in the house lol
im so glad valentines day was on a work day, because i didnt have to suffer the silent treatment for the whole day, i had work to go to lol
The true meanings to those little words women say
[b]Fine[/b]
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
[b]Nothing[/b]
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
[b]Go Ahead[/b]
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
[b]Loud Sigh[/b]
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
[/quote]
thanks pree,your guide will help me survive the weekends in the house lol
im so glad valentines day was on a work day, because i didnt have to suffer the silent treatment for the whole day, i had work to go to lol
Thats the best one Preee, 'I'm fine' when clearly, they are not lol
This topic has made me smile ,I'm not alone Lol I love my wife but she is the slowest driver in the world when I had my astra turbo she would race everything off the lights any boy racer she would look over and say to be I'm going to smoke him Lol but she moans at me for buying the astra because it cost to much to run to insure the tyres cost to much the seat didn't go hi enough ( you never buy me anything your always broke blah blah blah) so i got rid if the astra and bought the focus ,cheep to run low tax cheep to insure I'm saveing like 50 quid a week great I'd think more money in my sky rocket to spend on my lady but ow no I'm gettin it in the neck now because the focus is to slow it looks like an old man's car It's to big ?????? It makes a funny noise IT'S. A DIESEL.... I don't like the colour ( its black the same colour as the astra ) why did you sell the astra I liked that aaahhhhh.mm I can't win Lol
Preee you missed another vital one...
I have nothing to wear! (whilst we stand infront of our packed wardrobes) = we need to go shopping = buy me clothes!
I have nothing to wear! (whilst we stand infront of our packed wardrobes) = we need to go shopping = buy me clothes!
[quote name='fordieashx' timestamp='1329331413' post='166845']
Preee you missed another vital one...
I have nothing to wear! (whilst we stand infront of our packed wardrobes) = we need to go shopping = buy me clothes!
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Haha so true , but i'm a kind sole so i just say off you go then just don't expect me to spend vital car time in a clothes shop lol
Preee you missed another vital one...
I have nothing to wear! (whilst we stand infront of our packed wardrobes) = we need to go shopping = buy me clothes!
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Haha so true , but i'm a kind sole so i just say off you go then just don't expect me to spend vital car time in a clothes shop lol
Being the romantic soul I am, I thought I would earn some brownie points this Valentines and bought the missus a new bag and a belt.
Well there was no pleasing her was there. You think you are doing your best.
At least the hoover is working great now.
Well there was no pleasing her was there. You think you are doing your best.
At least the hoover is working great now.
lmfao! brilliabnt, nicely done bt
I was badly crushed by a women driver back in 1990, I was putting a spare wheel away in my mk2 escort estate when a women lost control of her mini ( the police estimated her speed at 50 in a 30 limit) and she ploughed into me. Crushing me between her mini and my car. So yeah bloody women
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