Ok... I'm lay here, on the laptop, TV buzzing away in the background... Brew to my left hand side, TV remote to my right... Sex and the city has just popped on the TV, (what a thing to put on after Police interceptors!) Batteries have gone in the remote!
1/ Pull my cover off me, get up and work out how to manually change channel? (don't suggest switching the TV off, i've no idea how to do that).
2/ Throw something heavy at the TV in the hope that it breaks (or at least falls over)
3/ Commit suicide, thus not having to glance up every now and then when i hear a squeaky voice, and see a mature horse doing an impression of a human woman?