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Gary Minty Jupe
:angry: came out this morning and noticed some little scroat has nicked my chromed plastic dust caps of my wheels ! what made me laugh they actually left the chromed plastic valve sleeves that just pull of once you take the dust cap off total value of about £2.99 on ebay , lockable dust caps have just been ordered , if they had of asked i would of given them away ! how sad are some people lol
salsheikh
how sad and pathetic nicking £3 worth of dust caps.
Brigante
it's a sad day for chavs alright. how low can they get
DaveRushton
Shoot them.
Foci_st3
kids out looking for fancy caps to put on there bikes, i wouldnt suggest the lockable ones as there made of alluminium and when coupled with the valve can corrode and seize on then its a mission to get them off.
artscot79
some kid will have the best bmx in the street im sure many on here did it when they were younger
Brigante
[quote name='artscot79' timestamp='1350317951' post='211622']
some kid will have the best bmx in the street im sure many on here did it when they were younger
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Speak for yourself mate ;)
artscot79
it wasnt me lol in my day all you could get was the plastic rubbish oh to be a kid these days lol
Brigante
[quote name='artscot79' timestamp='1350318341' post='211624']
it wasnt me lol in my day all you could get was the plastic rubbish oh to be a kid these days lol
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What you talking about? I looked out my window last night and caught you nicking mine :o must be a big kid
Stoney871
Locking values are fine as long as you grease them.
Seeing as you should be checking your tyre pressure on a regular basis they shouldn't have time to get stuck.
DaveRushton
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1350319518' post='211630']
Locking values are fine as long as you grease them.
Seeing as you should be checking your tyre pressure on a regular basis they shouldn't have time to get stuck.
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Its really bad i know.....but.......my tyre pressures get checked when i service the car.....thats all.....I do need to start just dont have the time!
Jager King
be careful when you tighten on the "anti theft" caps you dont rip your valve off like my nephew done on his bmx lol
artscot79
damn mate i thought i was highly camoflaged last night if you spot anyone running up the road with a rear bumper it wasnt me lol

flyeye is ordered and will be fitted at the weekend so ill let you guys see how it looks and im going for the headlights
Brigante
[quote name='artscot79' timestamp='1350327601' post='211661']
damn mate i thought i was highly camoflaged last night if you spot anyone running up the road with a rear bumper it wasnt me lol

flyeye is ordered and will be fitted at the weekend so ill let you guys see how it looks and im going for the headlights
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You gotta be quick to pull a fast one on me mate. I'll be camping in the car tonight and with a trip wire across me drive should you return for me bumper ;)

Really wanna order some fly eyes now, but funds aren't even allowing for that at the moment till I'm back in work.
johnH
ive got some gen ford caps...anti theft one, from dealer. mind you i dont lock them on. never had any problems with kids and my car really...when they get close i got mental... but yeah in my youth i used to get "dustys" for my bike and also aerials to "whip" the back of my mates legs etc lol
artscot79
tell you what brig if im not keen on the fly eye you can have whatevers left
Brigante
lol nice one mate, not sure you'll have much left though.

did you order from the link with the free sun strip?
Stoney871
[quote name='artscot79' timestamp='1350327601' post='211661']
damn mate i thought i was highly camoflaged last night if you spot anyone running up the road with a rear bumper it wasnt me lol
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You weren't that well camouflaged, anyway you stood on my foot as you snuck through that hedge. ;)
Brigante
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1350335094' post='211725']
You weren't that well camouflaged, anyway you stood on my foot as you snuck through that hedge. ;)
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riight so i've got arts nicking me dust caps n an ex army copper lurking in me hedges :ph34r: who's next? lenny hiding in me engine bay?
Stoney871
He's after your battery. ;)
Brigante
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1350336866' post='211744']
He's after your battery. ;)
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So arts after me caps n bumper, lennys after me battery.. what exactly was you after lurking about in me hedges?
Oxide
I think they should start making dust caps with explosive dye packets like the ones in clothing store tags. I would love to see the look on a chavs face after trying to take one of them off ;)
Brigante
[quote name='Oxide' timestamp='1350339567' post='211754']
I think they should start making dust caps with explosive dye packets like the ones in clothing store tags. I would love to see the look on a chavs face after trying to take one of them off ;)
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On the subject of the dye packets, did anyone see about that money courier bloke (whatever you call em) who dropped a case of cash on the floor by accident, setting the dye off n ruining all the wedge inside :lol:
Stoney871
[quote name='Brigante' timestamp='1350338617' post='211749']
So arts after me caps n bumper, lennys after me battery.. what exactly was you after lurking about in me hedges?
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Just lurking for lurking sake.
Have i ever needed a reason? :ph34r:
Oxide
Just another reason to use night vision goggles eh clive?([color=#00FF00]O[/color].[color=#00FF00]O[/color]) :P
Brigante
[quote name='Stoney871' timestamp='1350345060' post='211780']
Just lurking for lurking sake.
Have i ever needed a reason? :ph34r:
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never needed a reason but thought you'd have been after my ST spoiler or at least my rear foot-wells

you still ain't caught me shimmying up your drainpipe yet have you?
Stoney871
[quote name='Brigante' timestamp='1350346305' post='211788']
never needed a reason but thought you'd have been after my ST spoiler or at least my rear foot-wells
you still ain't caught me shimmying up your drainpipe yet have you?
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You'd have a job getting up the pipes as they're coated in anti climb.
Even if you get in you have to run the gauntlet of 3 protective dogs and an ex armed response officer with shotguns.
Do ya feel lucky punk? ;)
Brigante
I know mate, my hands are super humanly grippy n the anti climb stuff is useless on me

ain't you noticed your guns have now been replaced with feather dusters? i had them away a week ago

i just gave the dogs a string of sausages n they looked the other way. guess there loyalty can be bought after all ;)

now that's ninja style :ph34r:
Stoney871
The work dogs only take food from two people unless they're at kennels. That's the way they're trained. If you were to throw food at them they'd ignore it unless I let them have it.
The collie is more likely to kill you with kindness and will eat anything he finds.
You wouldn't even find the guns as the cabinet is well hidden and even then the triggers are locked and the ammo is seperate.
I take no chances with them, even the missus doesn't have access to them.
artscot79
sorry folks been away yes mate i think i ordered the one with the free sunstrip though i doubt ill be using that so youre welcome to it when it all arrives if thats the one i ordered lol new baby my heads up my axxe running around all over the place stoney i could be doing with them dogs to keep family away from my door ;)
Stoney871
Congratulations on the new arrival mate.
Everyone doing well I trust?
I'll lend you my collie, he'll guard the baby for you.
Expect another big box which barks. ;)
artscot79
alls well he just sleeps all the time at the moment trust me if i was local ide take you up on that offer just make sure the dogs are hungry lol
Stoney871
My dogs are always hungry.
If I go near the fridge or their food store they stalk me and watch my every move.
The working dogs have a measured diet where I weigh and log all food they are given to ensure they are cared for as per regulations.
The collie has as much as he wants, greedy git.


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