Lenny, why the hell havent you got a pic of yours up in the room? go and get it done and put it above the bed and when you 'make lurrrve' look at it and smile!
Lol ask her to make some car reving noises in the process,
Latest news in from Ireland-
" A man has apparently just been castrated by his irate wife using a rusty pair of shears, witnesses state that they heard a woman shouting 'not that (expletives deleted) car again, That's it, i've had enough'
Other witnesses said that they saw blood stains leading to a set of car tyre skid marks on an empty drive and a very nice looking silver car heading in the direction of the nearest hospital at high speed."
Ye arnt far wrong though guys,
Bedroom window looks out on the driveway,
Each night before I jump in to bed, I part the curtans to gaze at me motor lol
And every night she looks at me over the top of the book she's reading and says "I remember you used to look at me like that you ......."
Can't say the last word but you get the idea lol