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Hyrule

Now don't all bid at once  :D

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/161107374385

 

 

Stoney871
Apt name, I bet the owner is a true twit (substitute one letter for what I mean ;))
Hyrule

Apt name, I bet the owner is a true twit (substitute one letter for what I mean ;))

Lolol, it did make me chuckle as I was shopping, but its apparently genuine and is garnering interest.lol

L666JER

Some people are just full of...anyway...When I saw the title I expected to see the big yellow pickup from Kill Bill :)

 

 

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alexp999

I'm surprised ebay haven't taken it down for the language in the description :O

FOCA

I would bid myself but i hate the smell of burning rubber! :lol:

Hyrule

I would bid myself but i hate the smell of burning rubber! :lol:

 

ROFL, the best line has to be: Should the car make a reasonable amount I am willing to include 12 Trojan and a large pack of baby wipes which should be enough see you home.  :D 

Stoney871
Has to be a stitch.
L666JER

ROFL, the best line has to be: Should the car make a reasonable amount I am willing to include 12 Trojan and a large pack of baby wipes which should be enough see you home.  :D 

 

 

Nah, found this at the bottom of the listing in the Q&As:  "I can almost guarantee that before you know it you will be stuffing more birds than Bernard Matthews."

 

Interesting way to advertise a car.

Lenny
Lmao excellent,
Vicki doesn't like the Levin, I'll link her to this one see what she reckons lol
Philf1

That has to be the best ebay ad ever. The Q&A's are hilarious.

VickiC
I'm stumped seriously people omg
Hyrule

Nah, found this at the bottom of the listing in the Q&As:  "I can almost guarantee that before you know it you will be stuffing more birds than Bernard Matthews."

 

Interesting way to advertise a car.

 

LOLOLOL

 

Bidding more than doubled since yesterday at £1550 as of now. 2 days to go.

jeebowhite

lmfao what a special case...

VickiC
What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women
alexp999

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

 

Ooh, I thought it was to attract kittens. Better cancel my bid then....

 

Spending those lonely nights, curled up on the sofa with a small ball of fur on your lap. Wipe clean interior for when they pee themselves on the way to the vets. I am of course still talking about kitty's.... aren't I? :wacko:

Lenny

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

Eh what, what what,
I didn't bid on it Vicki honest :/
VickiC

 
Ooh, I thought it was to attract kittens. Better cancel my bid then....
 
Spending those lonely nights, curled up on the sofa with a small ball of fur on your lap. Wipe clean interior for when they pee themselves on the way to the vets. I am of course still talking about kitty's.... aren't I? :wacko:


Ahhh alex it is pussy cats (pat on the head) hunni u stay innocent and away from them bad people using beds as trampolines
Stoney871
To be able to get up to carnal acrobatics in that pokey thing you'd need to be the actor Doug Jones (look him up).
Either that or prepare for a lot of strains and torn muscles.
Definitely not a doggers delight. ;)
salsheikh

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

L666JER

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

 

I was wondering the same thing.

Hyrule

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

 

Ahem, :) I was innocently working late at night, kill bill and ebay open on the other screen. Was bored and typed in pussy wagon on ebay. Lo and behold, this comes up and I nearly wet myself.lol.

 

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

 

Yup and the winner will be looking for Uma Thurman in the backseat hoping she will be Wiggling her big toe :D

Stoney871
If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :d
Hyrule

If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :D

 LOLOL

Lenny

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

Lmao straight to the point,
Yes what were you looking for exactly lo.
mixmasterlooney

Has anyone not noticed the name of the person who posted the ad on ebay is called Ben, and the name of the person who posted it on this forum is also called Ben.

 

Coincidence? lol i think not!

Stoney871
Hmmm!
Lenny

If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :d

  

 LOLOL


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Hyrule

Has anyone not noticed the name of the person who posted the ad on ebay is called Ben, and the name of the person who posted it on this forum is also called Ben.

 

Coincidence? lol i think not!

 

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. no no no no, thats definitely not me :)

 

My ebay name is far more exciting :)

Stoney871

Here Uma, Forget your flamin' big toe- Try wiggling this un' instead ;)

jeebowhite

I find it brilliant, there really are some interesting ways to improve bidding, and most people will bid in that situation not for the product on sale, but to be part of the bid. Then some poor sap will roll up at the end ££££s out of pocket, and will then realise he has bought a standard MR2, but as far as sales tactics go, he is making more than the car's worth.

 

Put it this way, the woman who put her mustard yellow dress on ebay... remember the unfortunate first photo she took with a mirror close by! and she sold that dress...

 

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There is some method to this fella's madness

 

(thanks to the owners of the pictures above, I am not trying to steal your photos and put them on this website, honest, I am just trying to share the info!) - There that satisfies copyright!

Stoney871
I'm more interested in what that item at the base of her side drawers might be.
Looks curious to me ;)
Lenny

I'm more interested in what that item at the base of her side drawers might be.
Looks curious to me ;)

Its some sort of a mop or hoover for soaking up spills is it ?
Stoney871
Can't tell for sure but it looks cylindrical and contoured :d
Lenny


Can't tell for sure but it looks cylindrical and contoured :d

Has to be a Dyson cyclone wet vac then.
Lenny
Reminds me of a time when I was 13
There was and is an electrical appliance store in ardee co.Louth called McGhee's

I was in it looking to buy my first stereo,
When a guy from Dublin came in to return a toaster,
He said to the girl behind the counter "I bought this toaster yesterday, and its not working"
She says " would you like a replacement or would you like to see McGhee"
He started laughing and says " I'd prefer to see the manager thank you"

I don't know if you guys nick name it a gee too,
But he thought she meant gee when she actually meant the manager
VickiC
Yeah defo accidentally on purpose like me getting early to school every morning to check out the tilf...as for the thing on the ground boys that's a real man (a girls best friend 0-60 in two seconds) and lenny keep thinking ur a smart ass my best friend will be gong up ur ass honey
jeebowhite

lmfao, you two and your domestics!

 

It does look to me to be a slightly more suspicious object, I wonder if she ends up selling something else, with another 'accidental' naked photo and that little gizmo so close by! that will probably end up getting her another house!

Philf1

Is she included in the sale?

Lenny


Is she included in the sale?


For that winning bid price I'd prefer an Aston DB7 same ride quality but less maintenance ;)
Incontro

For that winning bid price I'd prefer an Aston DB7 same ride quality but less maintenance ;)

 

LOL.

Philf1

For that winning bid price I'd prefer an Aston DB7 same ride quality but less maintenance ;)

Can I test drive both before I decide which I want.

Stoney871
At least with the Aston when you turn the engine off it stops making noises and doesn't want to cuddle you.
Lenny

At least with the Aston when you turn the engine off it stops making noises and doesn't want to cuddle you.

Nor does it clock fingers in your face
And begin to spell R-E-S-P-E-C-T :lol:
Doesn't happen me day2day but she looks to be high maintenance,
VickiC
Pmsl
Lenny
1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
2. You can lust after another car and your current car wont care.
3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
4. Women cant go 200 miles per hour.
5. A woman cant carry four of your friends on a road trip.
6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
7. A car doesnt have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
8. You cant install sub-woofers in a woman.
9. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
10. Cars dont care if you leave them in the garage overnight.

11. Cars dont care if you go on a trip for three weeks and dont call them.
12. I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
13. You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
14. Cars dont get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
15. You can have two cars at once and they wont be jealous of each other.
16. Cars dont have relatives that you have to be nice to.
17. You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
18. Cars come with an owners manual.
19. Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
20. You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.

21. You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car wont care.
22. You cant put a bumper sticker that says Hows my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT! on a woman.
23. Cars could not care less about commitment.
24. You dont mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
25. If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
26. If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. Nuff said
27. You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think its funny.
28. You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
29. A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition.
30. There are 50 year old cars that still look good.
Lenny
My response to
Number 1:
My boss called me a "car porn pervert" at 3am lol

Number 3:
Not true lol I put up a 28" canvas of a focus RS500 in the living room and Vicki began to cry,
So I had to hang it upstairs instead :rolleyes:

Number 8:
You can still give her a bang in base ;)

Number 9:
Lmfao excellent,
VickiC
Same can be said bout men...strap ons & sperm banks are way to go
salsheikh

you 2 better kiss and make up otherwise there will be tears and Lenny it will be from your own doing so dont come on here asking for sympathy!



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