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Wishing all of A flight 1Amw a good tour this year. And also for the wives and children left behind. See you in September.
Wow, that was emotional. I'm !Removed! glad I put those wet wipes in fridge to take the edge off the burning. The last time I was in this much pain was when me and Stuart Lubbock ended up at a pool party at Michael Barrymore's house.
Quick all you can eat breakfast before Bastion? Why the !Removed! not. Bacon me up Muhammad.
Is not about time we were all honest. Eurovision is utter dog !Removed!. 90% of all the songs are in languages we don't know, sung by people we don't care about and now you can do a phone vote surely it's just down to who has the most bored or !Removed! people living in it.
Do you have to look like a witch in order to get on The Apprentice? All the women look like they should be in pantomimes, except one of them who looks like she couldn't even get laid on an Indian bus trip.
I !Removed! hate people being late. Especially when it's to hand over the keys to my new car.
Well, that was certainly a lunchtime treat. Seeing yet more of Stephen Read !Removed!. I'm not sure what's worse. !Removed! or balls.