Rikos Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaimed the guy; the barman replied, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, but all that comes to real money." How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the Guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "The same thing I'm doing to his business." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikos Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 A guy stood over his tee shot for a long time, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. All this was driving his golfing partner nuts. Finally, his exasperated partner said, "Just hit the stupid ball!" The guy answered, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man," said the partner. "There's no way you can hit her from here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikos Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.'' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'' The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was !Removed! and your mom was a prostitute?!'' The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rikos Posted September 11, 2008 Author Share Posted September 11, 2008 A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant. The assistant replies, "Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for £25.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for £25.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for £25.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for £25.95, and Divorced Barbie for £495.00" The guy asks, "Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others ? "That's obvious," the assistant says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinnyvangough Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 FPMSL. The barbie one is so so so tue. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julena Posted February 22, 2011 Share Posted February 22, 2011 Hahaha.Amazing joke you have cracked.I liked it.I cracked the same joke to my children,they loved it.Thanks for sharing.In future also keep on sharing such wonderful jokes. Cheap Ford Parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sundaybuy Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 thx for your funny story it is so interesting. B) hope u guy keep on sharing these great jokes. thx again B) KIA Sportage Cerato Rio dvd gps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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