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#1 Godbomb2908

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Posted 17 November 2008 - 11:51 PM

Got bored so decided to put some riddles on here
see if anyone wants to have a crack
if it goes well then i may do them regularly or people can put there own ones on here
time will tell

so the first one

3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes
and no matches
how do they manage to smoke??

all answers below
ill put the correct one up in time

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#2 vinnyvangough

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 01:56 AM

They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter, then use the lighter to spark up the remaining 3 !Removed!.

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 05:38 PM

vinny seems to have it in one :)

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Posted 18 November 2008 - 08:54 PM

Heard that one a few years ago

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Posted 19 November 2008 - 10:35 PM

ok well done vinny :)

so onto the next one

take one out and scratch my head
i once was black but now am red
what am i?

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 12:07 AM

A match?

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 05:53 PM

bingo
your pretty damn good at this :)

ok

4 men in a boat on a lake
the boat overturns and all 4 men fall into the lake
and sink to the bottom
yet a single man does not get wet
why is this?

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Posted 20 November 2008 - 08:22 PM

Because he is caught in the air pocket of the boat when it overturns?

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Posted 21 November 2008 - 08:57 PM

nope not right for a change

tip: its to do with the wording :)

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 08:29 PM

i am beating my brains out

foremen?

no idea LOL

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 10:05 PM

A single man didnt get wet because they were all married. lol

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 11:54 PM

well done once again vinny
you've cracked it

ok riddle me this :)


If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

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Posted 22 November 2008 - 11:59 PM

im feeling nice :P

here comes a second one in a row to bake your noodle over :)



A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

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Posted 23 November 2008 - 01:37 AM

Heard the them before.
The top one is a secret
And the second is yet

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