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[Godbomb2908]

Got bored so decided to put some riddles on here
see if anyone wants to have a crack
if it goes well then i may do them regularly or people can put there own ones on here
time will tell

so the first one

3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes
and no matches
how do they manage to smoke??

all answers below
ill put the correct one up in time

[vinnyvangough]

They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat a cigarette lighter, then use the lighter to spark up the remaining 3 !Removed!.

[Steve]

vinny seems to have it in one

[vinnyvangough]

Heard that one a few years ago

[Godbomb2908]

ok well done vinny

so onto the next one

take one out and scratch my head
i once was black but now am red
what am i?

[vinnyvangough]

A match?

[Godbomb2908]

bingo
your pretty damn good at this

ok

4 men in a boat on a lake
the boat overturns and all 4 men fall into the lake
and sink to the bottom
yet a single man does not get wet
why is this?

[vinnyvangough]

Because he is caught in the air pocket of the boat when it overturns?

[Godbomb2908]

nope not right for a change

tip: its to do with the wording

[Steve]

i am beating my brains out

foremen?

no idea LOL

[vinnyvangough]

A single man didnt get wet because they were all married. lol

[Godbomb2908]

well done once again vinny
you've cracked it

ok riddle me this


If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?

[Godbomb2908]

im feeling nice

here comes a second one in a row to bake your noodle over



A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog's name?

[vinnyvangough]

Heard the them before.
The top one is a secret
And the second is yet