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#16 dLockers

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:51 PM

Nerr nerr nerr nerr!

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Bulb sweep doesn't prove anything lol

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 06:57 PM

We have a max demist button. ;)

Which does beg the question why it wasn't being used :lol:


cold feet! the max demist button directs the air to the windscreen!

and the heated windscreen was doing the job of that fine, just not the windows

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Posted 31 December 2011 - 08:20 PM

Nerr nerr nerr nerr!

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how is this possible and i want it tell me how i have a 2011 1.6 tdci zetec s same as yours just a year younger how do i get this fitted to mine

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 10:21 AM

Bulb sweep doesn't prove anything lol

Anyone in Northampton available to be a passenger in my car whilst I cruise down the A45? Will require a signed witness statement, sworn oath on the owner's handbook, becoming blood brothers, a pinky swear and your first born. But then I'm still not sure dLockers would be satisfied...

how is this possible and i want it tell me how i have a 2011 1.6 tdci zetec s same as yours just a year younger how do i get this fitted to mine


You need a Titanium steering wheel (130 from Ford), laptop & Ford VCM (around 5,000), the ASBUILT file for your VIN (priceless) & then some binary & hex knowledge.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 03:49 PM

You need a Titanium steering wheel (130 from Ford), laptop & Ford VCM (around 5,000), the ASBUILT file for your VIN (priceless) & then some binary & hex knowledge.


So pretty easy then... ;)

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 04:01 PM

Bulb sweep doesn't prove anything lol


I have Cruise control too! Look :D
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Unfortunately i still can turn on when i driving :(

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 04:05 PM

Very good Lez, I didn't cheat and use the secret menu like you did though ;)

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 04:43 PM

i did not, i do not have cruise control yet, may if you send the asBuild file to over me...
Happy new year to you anyway!

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 05:26 PM

or you could get a time machine and go back to the day you bought your fezzie and say "no! i want cruise control! i want a titty mr salesman, and ill pay the extra grand to save myself the hassle in the future..." :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 05:31 PM

I prefer the hassle, glad I didn't pay the extra grand ;)

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:00 PM



iNath

You say it was not a dash test sweep ?

But please do tell me how you managed to activate CC while you were stationary then ? You need to be traveling at least 20mph before you can even turn it on.;)

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:08 PM

iNath

You say it was not a dash test sweep ?

But please do tell me how you managed to activate CC while you were stationary then ? You need to be traveling at least 20mph before you can even turn it on.;)


Since I activated it the light comes on (along with the others) for a few secs when ignition first turned on. Presumably a testing/diagnostic procedure as this didn't happen before I had cruise.
I know there is another way to make all the dash lights come on which Lez has demonstrated.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:18 PM

Since I activated it the light comes on (along with the others) for a few secs when ignition first turned on. Presumably a testing/diagnostic procedure as this didn't happen before I had cruise.
I know there is another way to make all the dash lights come on which Lez has demonstrated.


If you indeed fitted and activated CC on your Fiesta , then i'm sure you could put the other guy's minds at rest by uploading a video of you actually using it , because i get the feeling that either you have fittied it and in no way wish to help the other's requesting help from you ,or infact you have not fitted it at all.
But if i'm wrong please except my humble apologies ,as an ignition on will not put their minds at rest.

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:21 PM

It's not a bulb sweep - because they're not all on. I believe the startup test explanation.

Anyway, why would anyone claim to have cruise control working when they don't? It's easily disproved at a meet - which he's attended in the past. :huh:

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Posted 01 January 2012 - 06:22 PM

or you could get a time machine and go back to the day you bought your fezzie and say "no! i want cruise control! i want a titty mr salesman, and ill pay the extra grand to save myself the hassle in the future..." :lol: :lol: :lol:


if you buy from ford, not second hand... :(

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