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#16 jeebowhite

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 11:36 AM

Most men are allowed to live the jokes, but even think about repeating them and we wont have any test tickles...

Some good ones up there I have to say, I quite like the fight starting!

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 08:03 PM

Turbo key ring that actually works lol



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Posted 09 August 2012 - 08:35 PM

Lmao Lenny that's a good find , i want one maybe my car will go faster if i get two .

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 08:36 PM

It will add 100bhp if you do.

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Posted 09 August 2012 - 09:26 PM

It will add 100bhp if you do.



Lmao Lenny that's a good find , i want one maybe my car will go faster if i get two .



soup up your 2 stroke garden strimmer with one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy1EoHzG9QI

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 01:39 PM

Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he was kneading a jobby!

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 07:34 PM

never play leap frog with a unicorn........

did you know that smoking shortens your cigarettes.....

what do you call a woman with 1 leg?? a push over........

what do you call a train that carries bulbblegum????? a chew chew train.....

A english man, a irish man and a scottsman in a jeep in the desert and the jeep breaks down..... the english man says i will take the food that will help me to survive to a town, the scottsman says il take the water that will help me to survive to a town, and the irish man says il take the door so when it gets hot i can wind the window down........

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Posted 23 August 2012 - 11:20 AM

never play leap frog with a unicorn........

did you know that smoking shortens your cigarettes.....

what do you call a woman with 1 leg?? a push over........

what do you call a train that carries bulbblegum????? a chew chew train.....

A english man, a irish man and a scottsman in a jeep in the desert and the jeep breaks down..... the english man says i will take the food that will help me to survive to a town, the scottsman says il take the water that will help me to survive to a town, and the irish man says il take the door so when it gets hot i can wind the window down........


Posted Imageyour so racist agents the irish
surprised he didt drink the radiator coolant instead of carrying the door.

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Posted 23 August 2012 - 12:50 PM

lol, Sorry to do this to ya Lenny but I have to... I feel its my moral obligation to the English community!

What do you do, if an irishman throws a pin at you? - Run, before the grenade goes pop!

However I will balance it, with a joke that an irishman once told me!

An Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, were working on a building site, they sat down at the top of the skyscraper and opened up their lunch packs.
Irishman "If I have to eat one more ham sandwhich, I will jump from this building tomorrow"
Scotsman "if I have to eat one more cheese sandwhich, I too will jump from this building tomorrow"
Englishman "If I have to eat one more packet of plain crisps, I will climb to the spire, and follow you both tomorrow"...
...The next day, there were three jumpers from that building site...
...A week later, there was a joint funeral, the irishmans wife was balling with floods of tears, the scots wife too was balling in floods of tears and trying to comfort the irish widow. The english wife was sat in the corner wetting herself in hysterical fits of laughter. Through the blubs of tears, the widows asked "why are you so happy, why are you not sad, or crying"?
...The english widow stands up and holds back the hysterics... "Stupid B*******d always made his own packed lunches!!!"

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Posted 23 August 2012 - 06:19 PM

Posted Imageyour so racist agents the irish
surprised he didt drink the radiator coolant instead of carrying the door.


lol funny though...... and tbh isnt it the irish what hates the english lmao........

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Posted 23 August 2012 - 06:51 PM

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are returning from a foreign holiday when they all realise they have forgotten to buy their wives a gift.
They run to the shops and meet up an hour later to compare gifts-
Englishman- Ive bought my wife a diamond ring and a pair of gloves, if she doesn't like the ring she can wear the gloves instead.
Irishman- Ive bought my wife a necklace and a scarf, if she doesn't like the necklace she can wear the scarf instead.
Scotsman- Ive bought my wife a box of chocolates and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the chocolates she can go and f### herself.

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 09:52 AM

Engineering related joke, 'cause I'm an Engineer.

Three Engineers, one from Microsoft, one from Apple and one from Google, are in the toilet.

After finishing, the Microsoft Engineer washes his hands and then proceeds to dry his hands, using up almost half the packet of paper towels in the process. "At Microsoft, we're told to be extremely thorough, and get the job done no matter what it takes".

The Apple Engineer washes his hands and dries his, but uses only a single sheet of paper towel. "At Apple, we're told to be thorough too, but also extremely efficient."

The Google Engineer leaves the urinal and heads straight for the door saying "At Google, we don't !Removed! on our hands".

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Posted 24 August 2012 - 12:12 PM

Liking the engineer laughs! lol


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