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[artscot79]

tell you what brig if im not keen on the fly eye you can have whatevers left

[Brigante]

lol nice one mate, not sure you'll have much left though.

did you order from the link with the free sun strip?

[Stoney871]

damn mate i thought i was highly camoflaged last night if you spot anyone running up the road with a rear bumper it wasnt me lol

You weren't that well camouflaged, anyway you stood on my foot as you snuck through that hedge.

[Brigante]

You weren't that well camouflaged, anyway you stood on my foot as you snuck through that hedge.

riight so i've got arts nicking me dust caps n an ex army copper lurking in me hedges who's next? lenny hiding in me engine bay?

[Stoney871]

He's after your battery.

[Brigante]

He's after your battery.

So arts after me caps n bumper, lennys after me battery.. what exactly was you after lurking about in me hedges?

[Oxide]

I think they should start making dust caps with explosive dye packets like the ones in clothing store tags. I would love to see the look on a chavs face after trying to take one of them off

[Brigante]

I think they should start making dust caps with explosive dye packets like the ones in clothing store tags. I would love to see the look on a chavs face after trying to take one of them off

On the subject of the dye packets, did anyone see about that money courier bloke (whatever you call em) who dropped a case of cash on the floor by accident, setting the dye off n ruining all the wedge inside

[Stoney871]

So arts after me caps n bumper, lennys after me battery.. what exactly was you after lurking about in me hedges?

Just lurking for lurking sake.
Have i ever needed a reason?

[Oxide]

Just another reason to use night vision goggles eh clive?(O.O)

[Brigante]

Just lurking for lurking sake.
Have i ever needed a reason?

never needed a reason but thought you'd have been after my ST spoiler or at least my rear foot-wells

you still ain't caught me shimmying up your drainpipe yet have you?

[Stoney871]

never needed a reason but thought you'd have been after my ST spoiler or at least my rear foot-wells
you still ain't caught me shimmying up your drainpipe yet have you?

You'd have a job getting up the pipes as they're coated in anti climb.
Even if you get in you have to run the gauntlet of 3 protective dogs and an ex armed response officer with shotguns.
Do ya feel lucky punk?

[Brigante]

I know mate, my hands are super humanly grippy n the anti climb stuff is useless on me

ain't you noticed your guns have now been replaced with feather dusters? i had them away a week ago

i just gave the dogs a string of sausages n they looked the other way. guess there loyalty can be bought after all

now that's ninja style

[Stoney871]

The work dogs only take food from two people unless they're at kennels. That's the way they're trained. If you were to throw food at them they'd ignore it unless I let them have it.
The collie is more likely to kill you with kindness and will eat anything he finds.
You wouldn't even find the guns as the cabinet is well hidden and even then the triggers are locked and the ammo is seperate.
I take no chances with them, even the missus doesn't have access to them.

[artscot79]

sorry folks been away yes mate i think i ordered the one with the free sunstrip though i doubt ill be using that so youre welcome to it when it all arrives if thats the one i ordered lol new baby my heads up my axxe running around all over the place stoney i could be doing with them dogs to keep family away from my door