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#1 dodgy-alan

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Posted 02 November 2012 - 10:35 PM

Go to Google Home page, Type in ,"Where is Chuck Norris?" click on the first awnser........and enjoy!

Chuck Norris threw a grenade into a bar....killed 50 people..........then the grenade went off!

When the Bogeyman goes to bed at night, He checks in the closet to make sure Chuck Norris isn't hiding there!

Scientists have worked out why the universe is still expanding, In the Beginning Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it....and it's been running away ever since!

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Posted 03 November 2012 - 03:02 AM

The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris.


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