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#46 crimeblitz1

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Posted 03 July 2013 - 08:17 PM

Vauxhall Tigra.  Id also say a Ford Puma but they seem to be getting a bit of a following so ill keep that one on the back burner...



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Posted 04 July 2013 - 09:17 PM

Vauxhall Tigra.  Id also say a Ford Puma but they seem to be getting a bit of a following so ill keep that one on the back burner...

The Puma will be our little secret! don't worry, hardly anyone reads this :lol:

 

I saw a pink Micra convertable, with eye-lashes today (fully loaded :lol: ), woman driving a man around



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Posted 04 July 2013 - 10:07 PM

The Puma will be our little secret! don't worry, hardly anyone reads this :lol:

 

I saw a pink Micra convertable, with eye-lashes today (fully loaded :lol: ), woman driving a man around

 

I should so do this to my ST when I put my front bumper on, eye lashes, powered by fairy dust stickers, belt pad and steering wheel trims.



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Posted 05 July 2013 - 02:26 AM

 
I should so do this to my ST when I put my front bumper on, eye lashes, powered by fairy dust stickers, belt pad and steering wheel trims.


So when is the surgery booked for?
Do we need to start calling you Davina?

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 11:19 AM

What about the Renault Twizy? but then again i'd kill to drive the Renault Twizy F1although I do find it hard to believe that it would require as much downforce as that spoiler, those sideskirts and that front splitter would be able to create haha

 

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:01 PM

Now that truly is one ugly collection of parts!



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 02:14 PM

fugly is the only word for it!



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:01 PM

Well there's a chav near me racing around in a lowered VW Up! with deep dish alloys that stick out the side of the car... My days he has no idea how bad he looks.



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:05 PM

Just saw some young lad driving an old 2CV Dolly, he did not look happy ;)



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:09 PM

Seen a wee well built baldy guy driving a white mini Cooper ref AV1 BUF lmao

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:15 PM

What a right blouse.

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:22 PM

Seen a wee well built baldy guy driving a white mini Cooper ref AV1 BUF lmao

Yes, if he gets stopped by the police and they say "your tyres are bald" he would say "they are not bald, just merely thinning, officer" :lol:



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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:24 PM

He could try rubbing them with Alpecin ;)

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 09:27 PM

Honestly it was funny as haha looked right daft

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Posted 10 July 2013 - 10:08 PM

i spend a lot of time running cars in for the MOT, and seeing as large majority of my customers are female, you can imagine some of the examples i have to drive....for instance, todays beauty was the Fiat 500 in that very suspect shade of blue....so remember, spare a thought for the mechs...it might not actually be their car.

 

 

 

thats my excuse and im sticking with it :D



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