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DanGersFord

Foc Official Corsa Bashing Thread

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If he goes to court then I will likely be called to testify.

TBH with CCTV and statements taken into consideration the evidence against him will be more than enough.

A good Solicitor would recommend that he plead guilty for a reduced punishment.

If he pleads his innocence they will throw the book at him for sure.

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I thought the police only crushed cars of no value, everything else goes to auction?

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I thought the police only crushed cars of no value, everything else goes to auction?

Exactly - it will be crushed - its a Corsa!

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Exactly - it will be crushed - its a Corsa!

I thought that after I posted, lol.

But Clive mentioned about a brand new audi being crushed.

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I completely forgot I started this thread lol

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I completely forgot I started this thread lol

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So glad you did :D

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Just Seen The Funniest Thing Ever, On Way Back From Work Today The Traffic Up My Street Was Backing Up, Having Saw 2 Police Cars Pass Us At High Speed I Naturally Assumed Something Awful Had Happened. When I Got To The Front Of The Queue I Saw What Had Caused It. Three Blokes Uselessly Pushing A MK2 C***a. God I Laughed Ages After. When Will People Learn These Cars Are Crap.

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As an offshoot, just had to deal with a head on between a Meriva and a DS3.

No injuries so lucky people however I can candidly say for the records that the DS3 fared far better than the Meriva.

The Meriva is an ex-car.

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One less V******l is a bonus. Small steps towards a better world for us all

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A Vauxhall ran into the side of mum's Discovery today, parked up; he ran into it at about 30 somehow. All airbags gone off, bits of Corsa everywhere and generally not such a pretty sight.

Poor Discovery has a bent wing :(

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My mother had a meriva recently, she was telling me about it :p it cost her a grand in one month, and she got fed up as more was going wrong by the minute! she got rid and now has a 55 plate golf! much better!

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'Nuff said: a photo I took a few days ago...

Maybe he thought that the whole purpose of a car sticker is so that you can read the sticker the right way around when your driving your car?

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'Nuff said: a photo I took a few days ago...

Maybe he thought that the whole purpose of a car sticker is so that you can read the sticker the right way around when your driving your car?

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Except it will still be wrong in the rear view mirror.

That is the beauty of reversed stickers, you can see them in your mirror too :D

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The driver is a twonk

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Thought I would save starting another thread about this, but just heard that the main B road out of town near where I live has been closed due to an overturned vehicle.

Reliably informed by a colleague that it is in fact a Corsa, lol. As far as we know, no one is seriously injured else I wouldn't have posted.

Funny thing that although it is a B road, it could easily be an A road, as it is pretty open and straight, not only that but the limit is only 50 due to the amount of traffic using it. So the driver was either driving like a complete pillock or (maybe and) the car just decided to flip, lol.

If I find any pics I'll be sure to post them.

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I do love the miraculous Corsa Flip functionality, the amount of times I have heard, watched or read of a Corsa that mysteriously ended up on its roof is crazy, I mean, you can always guarantee that the driver had no part to play in this unfortunate circumstance....

Perhaps the next bond car should be a Corsa? I mean, Q would have very little to do in the realms of adding this flip functionality, I can only imagine how much it costs to add a flip system to the Aston's....

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What I find odd (and a few of the people I know have found this as well) is that the equivalent corsa is cheaper to insure than a Fiesta. Odd that, considering the corsa lot are so safe and considerate :p

Let me just make it clear that I never considered buying a corsa, was just curious

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lol.

It is sad though, more car accidents, more thefts (well up until recently) it just seems crazy!

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But they are probably very cheap to fix as there are no quality parts in them

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haha, very true, and to be fair, with all these miraculous flips, the dealers probably go to the scrapyard to find replacement parts anyway :p

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