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#16 alexp999

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 03:16 PM

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

 

Ooh, I thought it was to attract kittens. Better cancel my bid then....

 

Spending those lonely nights, curled up on the sofa with a small ball of fur on your lap. Wipe clean interior for when they pee themselves on the way to the vets. I am of course still talking about kitty's.... aren't I? :wacko:



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 03:17 PM

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

Eh what, what what,
I didn't bid on it Vicki honest :/

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 04:36 PM

 
Ooh, I thought it was to attract kittens. Better cancel my bid then....
 
Spending those lonely nights, curled up on the sofa with a small ball of fur on your lap. Wipe clean interior for when they pee themselves on the way to the vets. I am of course still talking about kitty's.... aren't I? :wacko:


Ahhh alex it is !Removed! cats (pat on the head) hunni u stay innocent and away from them bad people using beds as trampolines

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 04:44 PM

To be able to get up to carnal acrobatics in that pokey thing you'd need to be the actor Doug Jones (look him up).
Either that or prepare for a lot of strains and torn muscles.
Definitely not a doggers delight. ;)

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 04:51 PM

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:09 PM

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

 

I was wondering the same thing.



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:10 PM

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

 

Ahem, :) I was innocently working late at night, kill bill and ebay open on the other screen. Was bored and typed in !Removed! wagon on ebay. Lo and behold, this comes up and I nearly wet myself.lol.

 

What's even sadder is that some dumb male will actually buy it and thinks he will pull women

 

Yup and the winner will be looking for Uma Thurman in the backseat hoping she will be Wiggling her big toe :D



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:36 PM

If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :D

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 05:37 PM

If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :D

 LOLOL



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Posted 20 September 2013 - 07:39 PM

first things first, Hyrule what exactly were you searchin for when you came across that ad?

Lmao straight to the point,
Yes what were you looking for exactly lo.

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 05:57 PM

Has anyone not noticed the name of the person who posted the ad on ebay is called Ben, and the name of the person who posted it on this forum is also called Ben.

 

Coincidence? lol i think not!



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Posted 21 September 2013 - 07:06 PM

Hmmm!

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Posted 21 September 2013 - 08:22 PM

If I found Uma Thurman in the back of my car it wouldn't be a big toe that would be wiggling. ;) :D

  

 LOLOL


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Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:27 PM

Has anyone not noticed the name of the person who posted the ad on ebay is called Ben, and the name of the person who posted it on this forum is also called Ben.

 

Coincidence? lol i think not!

 

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH. no no no no, thats definitely not me :)

 

My ebay name is far more exciting :)



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Posted 21 September 2013 - 11:37 PM

Here Uma, Forget your flamin' big toe- Try wiggling this un' instead ;)



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