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#46 Stoney871

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Posted 25 September 2013 - 07:28 PM

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#47 Lenny

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:50 AM

1. You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
2. You can lust after another car and your current car wont care.
3. You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
4. Women cant go 200 miles per hour.
5. A woman cant carry four of your friends on a road trip.
6. You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
7. A car doesnt have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
8. You cant install sub-woofers in a woman.
9. You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
10. Cars dont care if you leave them in the garage overnight.

11. Cars dont care if you go on a trip for three weeks and dont call them.
12. I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
13. You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
14. Cars dont get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
15. You can have two cars at once and they wont be jealous of each other.
16. Cars dont have relatives that you have to be nice to.
17. You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
18. Cars come with an owners manual.
19. Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
20. You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.

21. You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car wont care.
22. You cant put a bumper sticker that says Hows my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT! on a woman.
23. Cars could not care less about commitment.
24. You dont mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
25. If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
26. If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. Nuff said
27. You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think its funny.
28. You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
29. A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition.
30. There are 50 year old cars that still look good.

#48 Lenny

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:57 AM

My response to
Number 1:
My boss called me a "car !Removed! pervert" at 3am lol

Number 3:
Not true lol I put up a 28" canvas of a focus RS500 in the living room and Vicki began to cry,
So I had to hang it upstairs instead :rolleyes:

Number 8:
You can still give her a bang in base ;)

Number 9:
Lmfao excellent,

#49 VickiC

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 07:20 PM

Same can be said bout men...strap ons & sperm banks are way to go

#50 salsheikh

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 08:11 PM

you 2 better kiss and make up otherwise there will be tears and Lenny it will be from your own doing so dont come on here asking for sympathy!



#51 jeebowhite

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Posted 10 October 2013 - 01:43 PM

I havent seen any positive feedback about an instant improvement in the buyers love life!



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