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well it official........

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A survey of 50,000 driving convictions found men are 5 times more likely to commit a motoring offence than women

although men are more likely to get caught for drink driving and illegally souping up their cars

women are rapped for ignoring red lights and zebra crossings but we never use bus lanes or park illegally and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in Portsmouth

the worst drivers are men in their 30's who live in london

who commissioned this report..........Hyundai to mark the launch of their i30 car

at least i can now wash the brown hair dye out and move back to Essex........lol

now where did i put my white stilletto's?

Kristal

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A survey of 50,000 driving convictions found men are 5 times more likely to commit a motoring offence than women

although men are more likely to get caught for drink driving and illegally souping up their cars

women are rapped for ignoring red lights and zebra crossings but we never use bus lanes or park illegally and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in Portsmouth

the worst drivers are men in their 30's who live in london

who commissioned this report..........Hyundai to mark the launch of their i30 car

at least i can now wash the brown hair dye out and move back to Essex........lol

now where did i put my white stilletto's?

Kristal

You know what they say, never talk bad about you're intended clients. :lol:

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You know what they say, never talk bad about you're intended clients. :lol:

Brilliant! :ph34r:

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and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in Portsmouth

Kristal

Well, I've got the brown hair and the blue eyes but as for the rest........................... :lol::lol:

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