Air Hostess Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A survey of 50,000 driving convictions found men are 5 times more likely to commit a motoring offence than women although men are more likely to get caught for drink driving and illegally souping up their cars women are rapped for ignoring red lights and zebra crossings but we never use bus lanes or park illegally and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in Portsmouth the worst drivers are men in their 30's who live in london who commissioned this report..........Hyundai to mark the launch of their i30 car at least i can now wash the brown hair dye out and move back to Essex........lol now where did i put my white stilletto's? Kristal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeithC Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 A survey of 50,000 driving convictions found men are 5 times more likely to commit a motoring offence than womenalthough men are more likely to get caught for drink driving and illegally souping up their cars women are rapped for ignoring red lights and zebra crossings but we never use bus lanes or park illegally and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in Portsmouth the worst drivers are men in their 30's who live in london who commissioned this report..........Hyundai to mark the launch of their i30 car at least i can now wash the brown hair dye out and move back to Essex........lol now where did i put my white stilletto's? Kristal You know what they say, never talk bad about you're intended clients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nipz Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 You know what they say, never talk bad about you're intended clients. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hedgepig Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 and the best drivers are:...........wait for it.................. middle aged ladies with brown hair,blue eyes and live in PortsmouthKristal Well, I've got the brown hair and the blue eyes but as for the rest........................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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