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#1 jamesm182

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 09:39 AM

Quite funny and worth a read!  :lol:

 

http://www.thedailym...s-2014020483225



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#2 higgsy

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 09:53 AM

Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 09:54 AM

Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen.

 

I know I laughed at that bit! 



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:03 AM

Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen.

Unless it's a BMW 1-series, which is for people who can't afford a proper BMW.



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:07 AM

Ah that made me chuckle.  ;)

 

"And my car isn’t white. It’s Glacier Ibis"

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:18 AM

 
I know I laughed at that bit! 


Same :lol:

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 11:54 AM

Haha thats quite funny  :lol: 



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 12:34 PM

haha a good read!



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 01:42 PM

Haha, reminds me of The Onion.



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:01 PM

They should add a caveat to that.
If the white car has Police markings then they are not t###s, the official name is w####r ;)
I can say this and get away with it because I am one of those w#####s. :P

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:04 PM

Ah no!!!! I currently drive a ibis white Audi complete with anti-poverty tinted windows.

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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:35 PM

There's a woman who goes to my kid's school thinks she's "lady of the manor", drives a white Audi S7.  Tailgates everybody she gets behind (including myself, on two occasions), seems oblivious to the fact that she's driving near a school and just tear-arses about everywhere.  Even clocked her approaching the school one day whilst on her phone.

 

Everything I detest about Audi drivers (present company excepted), is demonstrated by the driver of that S7.  *And* it's a dam ugly car.  At least it matches her face.

 

[edit] I mean an A7!



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 02:53 PM

There's an Audi R8 which parks in my underground garage at home. He seems to think its amusing to just stop at the exit/entrance to the garage and talk on his phone. Oblivious to the cars waiting to get in or exit. And manages to park across two bays. They started ticketing in my garage now for not displaying your permit, so hoping he gets one.



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:45 PM

Clive, your driving of the Focus revokes the former title allocated by the article :P

 

Your only either a T or a W to that person when you have them on the hard shoulder :P



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Posted 06 February 2014 - 04:49 PM

I also then become a B#####d, a c### and a f###### jobsworth.
Strange really :D

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