jamesm182 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Quite funny and worth a read! http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/government-issues-guidelines-for-encounters-with-white-bmws-2014020483225 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higgsy Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesm182 Posted February 6, 2014 Author Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen. I know I laughed at that bit! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigD Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha funny anti-poverty tinted windscreen. Unless it's a BMW 1-series, which is for people who can't afford a proper BMW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyrule Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ah that made me chuckle. ;) "And my car isn’t white. It’s Glacier Ibis" Priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L666JER Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I know I laughed at that bit! Same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robboo Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha thats quite funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 haha a good read! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incontro Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Haha, reminds me of The Onion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 They should add a caveat to that. If the white car has Police markings then they are not t###s, the official name is w####r ;) I can say this and get away with it because I am one of those w#####s. :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambell Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ah no!!!! I currently drive a ibis white Audi complete with anti-poverty tinted windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigD Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 There's a woman who goes to my kid's school thinks she's "lady of the manor", drives a white Audi S7. Tailgates everybody she gets behind (including myself, on two occasions), seems oblivious to the fact that she's driving near a school and just tear-arses about everywhere. Even clocked her approaching the school one day whilst on her phone. Everything I detest about Audi drivers (present company excepted), is demonstrated by the driver of that S7. *And* it's a dam ugly car. At least it matches her face. [edit] I mean an A7! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyrule Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 There's an Audi R8 which parks in my underground garage at home. He seems to think its amusing to just stop at the exit/entrance to the garage and talk on his phone. Oblivious to the cars waiting to get in or exit. And manages to park across two bays. They started ticketing in my garage now for not displaying your permit, so hoping he gets one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Clive, your driving of the Focus revokes the former title allocated by the article :P Your only either a T or a W to that person when you have them on the hard shoulder :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I also then become a B#####d, a c### and a f###### jobsworth. Strange really :d 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Do you ever then prosecute them further for saying things like that to you? It must be so tempting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregers Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I also then become a B#####d, a c### and a f###### jobsworth. Strange really :D i would say your a tad 'sharp' there m8ty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Do you ever then prosecute them further for saying things like that to you? It must be so tempting! They are entitled to their opinion. I am surprisingly calm when the verbal abuse starts (that is until it becomes a public order concern). i would say your a tad 'sharp' there m8ty. In what way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adambell Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 Don't you guys know, owners of German cars have special privileges to use the outside lane, nobody else is supposed to be there really. As a brucite bonus if your German car is white, tailgating is actively encouraged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregers Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 They are entitled to their opinion. I am surprisingly calm when the verbal abuse starts (that is until it becomes a public order concern). In what way? i was trying to be humorous. tad sharp=############,well i thought it was amusing at the time. :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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