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#1 The Dark Knight

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 09:08 PM

There is a yobo around here in a pastel green 02 plate Corsa. Run of the mill model, most likely a 1.2. He has modded it with big wheels and massive loud exhaust which sounds terrible.

 

My ZS would be faster easily but I would love to encounter him once I have the ST (not to have a childish race though)

 

Basically he tailgates people and overtakes with a huge smirk on his face and I can't stand smug idiots. I see him sometimes on the A38 in a morning and my ideal scenario with the ST would be to meander past a lorry at around 55-60mph in 5th, with Corsa man tailgating.

 

I would then pull in and let him floor it and get level before deploying warp speed up to 70-75 just to drill in the message that he is a pathetic pile of uselessness in his Corsa. I think in reality I might not even bother as the mere presence of the ST is enough to defeat him anyway.

 

Funniest thing happened last night though. We live on a main road and as I was walking back with the dogs, he was coming up tailgating another car. He then floored it to overtake and unleashed the full power of the Corsa. It took him ages to get past LOL! I was actually laughing in the street it was so funny.

 

There is a village on Orkney that is perfect for him... It's called Twatt!



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Posted 04 March 2014 - 10:48 PM



 

 

There is a village on Orkney that is perfect for him... It's called Twatt!

 

 

And here's a pic of yours truly beside the signpost!  :)

 

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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:00 PM

Excellent! LOL! :lol:



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Posted 04 March 2014 - 11:11 PM

ROFL

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Posted 05 March 2014 - 03:21 AM

There is a yobo around here in a pastel green 02 plate Corsa. Run of the mill model, most likely a 1.2. He has modded it with big wheels and massive loud exhaust which sounds terrible.

 

My ZS would be faster easily but I would love to encounter him once I have the ST (not to have a childish race though)

 

Basically he tailgates people and overtakes with a huge smirk on his face and I can't stand smug idiots. I see him sometimes on the A38 in a morning and my ideal scenario with the ST would be to meander past a lorry at around 55-60mph in 5th, with Corsa man tailgating.

 

I would then pull in and let him floor it and get level before deploying warp speed up to 70-75 just to drill in the message that he is a pathetic pile of uselessness in his Corsa. I think in reality I might not even bother as the mere presence of the ST is enough to defeat him anyway.

 

Funniest thing happened last night though. We live on a main road and as I was walking back with the dogs, he was coming up tailgating another car. He then floored it to overtake and unleashed the full power of the Corsa. It took him ages to get past LOL! I was actually laughing in the street it was so funny.

 

There is a village on Orkney that is perfect for him... It's called Twatt!

I occasionally come across people like that, trust me, a sleeper is a much better leveller for the likes of him

 

Sounds like he is going to be off the road soon anyway, one way or another,  at the rate he is going      




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