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Went to a stunt show at disneyland today and this is what happened to the corsa

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Went to a stunt show at disneyland today and this is what happened to the corsa

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That's what I like to see haha we're are u France or florida ?

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I saw a funny one today on my way home - an old astra in grey with pink mirros, pink wheels and pink writing up the side of the windscreen (couldn't read what it said despite the fact it covered the whole height of the screen). What's more amusing is that it was being driven by a man... No photo unfortunately as I was in the car on my own. Made me laugh though!

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that is an awesome result for us and the corsa :D:D:D

As for Martyn, dont you just love it!!!

There are white Corsa's the same here, pink writing "powered by fairy dust" on the backside, pink fluffy dice, pink trims, and driven by a man who genuinely look like the sorta guy you wouldnt want to cross down a dark alley! The thing is though, I can understand if you are in touch with your feminine side, and (this is not intended to cause any offence :p) are the kind of guy who prefers the company of other gentlemen - this makes sense to have these kind of decorations on your vehicle. But, having talked to the guy, seeing the likes of biker tat's all over his body, with a barry white voice and seen him with his wife, the guy seems as 'straight' as they come? I even asked her if it was her car, nope - she doesnt drive, its all his!

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I present to you all the most falsely advertised vehicle online,

They say its everything it absolutely is not!!

See Video Below:

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Nothing worse than somebody crashing into your Aston Martin, than someone doing it with an old neon pink corsa...

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Apparently it was write off

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How on earth did they manage that? Lol.

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How on earth did they manage that? Lol.

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im guessing it was somthing like:

"Dude look at the Aston"

"what where"

Ugh there, My Bad!!

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Lmao. I can picture that in my head now. Lol.

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Perhaps she was a council estate tart,

And he was they eh shall we say TV repair man,

She sought revenge on his upper class expertise

Lmao. I can picture that in my head now. Lol.

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what was going through hers at the time though?

Just trying to find the "route cause" thats all lmao things they be doing while driving :rolleyes:

gotta love the shop name too "on the run" im sure they were :lol: jayz us

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probably driving to the junction too quick and lost it

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That's what I like to see haha we're are u France or florida ?

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It was paris france sorry for the slow response as I didn't have much access to wifi

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Nice we go to orlando in November and can't wait. Was looking online other day and noticed this show is it good ? Like a stunt show thing ?

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The stunt show was brilliant I could of watched it more than once

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Nothing worse than somebody crashing into your Aston Martin, than someone doing it with an old neon pink corsa...

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Apparently it was write off

Here's the link to the story for those interested. Make up your own minds about the driver from the picture. LOLOL

http://metro.co.uk/2013/03/14/woman-apologises-for-writing-off-120000-aston-martin-dbs-after-pink-corsa-crash-3541737/

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This is one of the reasons I despise vauxhall drivers more than aldi (see what I did there ^_^ ), Bmw, or jerkcedes drivers.

Inches from my car and why come round a blind corner like that at speed. He didn't even glance in my direction.

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I believe vauxhall drivers think it's acceptable to crash every so often therefore driving like an idiot is normal to them

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Just thought I'd add the couple I spotted on way to ford fair while I'm sat in the que. Enjoy.

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This is surely a wtf moment sponsored by lenny the irish wrist watch

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This is surely a wtf moment sponsored by lenny the irish wrist watch

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:lol: saw this video from the RSA (Road Safety Authority) thought it quite funny,

I was going to start it on a thread of its own, but i then figured its purpose is to get everyone to think bike,

Bikes appear on the roads at Random, so why not appear on the forum at random aswell in a bid to create awareness for bikes huh?

:lol:

only thing worse than a Vauxhall on your bonnet and thats a bike.

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To be fair, I've known 3 motorcyclists well, one of them claimed to have driven 154mph wearing just jeans and a t-shirt with someone on the back. The second said he was doing 50mph in a 30mph when he ran into the back of a car and the 3rd lost control 'doing the speed limit' and hit a telegraph pole....

..All are still alive, but none of them come across as responsible (apart from admitting their faults). Perhaps I only know bad motorcyclists, but I don't like how if a car pulls out of a junction in a 30 zone and ends up getting t-boned by a bike doing 90, everyone seems to lay all the fault on the car driver...

There is two reasons people don't see bikes:

1) They have their head up their bums and never seen any other motorist anyway.

2) The motorbike wasn't there when they looked because it was going well over the speed limit...

I suspect number 1 is probably the most common reason for any accidents, we've all met those people, but number 2 is definitely not as uncommon as bikers claim.

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On the day I did my driving test I came at a junction looked left looked right nothing then started to move off took a quick left look then right look while already over the white lines on my left this lunatic on a pizza hut bike came whizzing round the corner I had to jab on the brake followed by the examiner pen and paper meeting 1 minor for bad observation but really was it bad observation or speeding biker taking no caution. Yesterday turning left biker over taking on the inside lane almost went splat on the side of my car. I've never had an incident with a biker that made me feel it was my fault but plenty where bikers are careless

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