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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!


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I liked your post....because it has the cookie monster in it :D

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"Its rude to stare" - I guess this must be on there as the car is so slow there's always people stuck behind it trying to get past and staring at the driver?

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It's a she that drives it she's lucky she didn't park to close to my car :)

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I liked your post....because it has the cookie monster in it :D

Even better google big bird unemployed lol

Apparently sesame street seeked government money to keep the show alive but failed to get it,

Loads of protests and artist drawings of big bird collecting benefits lmao

Vickis 8 months pregnant now and i was looking to purchase a yellow "big bird" top for her to wear lmao big bird wearing a big bird T-shirt :lol:

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It's a she that drives it she's lucky she didn't park to close to my car :)

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She must be a rite classie bird! Driving an Astra like that,

Im guessing two or three empty child seats in the back today as its Saturday and the kids are out with the two or three different fathers on maintenance

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She must be a rite classie bird! Driving an Astra like that,

Im guessing two or three empty child seats in the back today as its Saturday and the kids are out with the two or three different fathers on maintenance

. Think you've got it in one ;) she's full of it thinking her cars mint I walk past and the wind deflectors are hanging on with tape (y)

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Even better google big bird unemployed lol

Apparently sesame street seeked government money to keep the show alive but failed to get it,

Loads of protests and artist drawings of big bird collecting benefits lmao

Vickis 8 months pregnant now and i was looking to purchase a yellow "big bird" top for her to wear lmao big bird wearing a big bird T-shirt :lol:

Posted that 1 hour ago.... Still got all your teeth Lenny? :lol:

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this is not a Vauxhall, but the worst-cheapass cardboard tuning I have ever seen.

And the Eyelashes makes every car a "girly-machine"

By the time the TV-show Knight Rider was popular we saw a lot of Opel Astra's, Vectra's and especially Calibra's with the red swining light like KITT.

In non-UK countries Vauxhall is called OPEL.

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Think you've got it in one ;) she's full of it thinking her cars mint I walk past and the wind deflectors are hanging on with tape (y)

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Probably stuck on with the same bottle of stuff thats holding on her fake nails and eye lashes :lol:

The Astra is much like a religious shrine every boy racer she's been with since the 90's has added a token of respect to the body resulting in an awful state of a motor. :lol:

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Posted that 1 hour ago.... Still got all your teeth Lenny? :lol:

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Surprised to tempt fate and say "i do" :lol:

Seriously though i think theres a space in the market for a line of woman's maternity clothing in yellow with big bird from sesame street printed on it.

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Got to give Vauxhalls a bit of credit though, they're really good at parking in tight spaces:

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Clive your take?

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I think the driver was scared off by the wet floor sign.

Do you actually camp out in the Aldi car park?

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I think the driver was scared off by the wet floor sign.

Do you actually camp out in the Aldi car park?

Hahaha, I've got a camp set up in the bushes on the roadside. It's a bit like bird watching really...

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Hahaha, I've got a camp set up in the bushes on the roadside. It's a bit like bird watching really...

:lol: enough said
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I don't know what's more curious- that you are hiding in bushes or that it's outside an Aldi's :d

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.....looks like something to do with the EGR to me :lol:

Nah I think vauxhalls come out the factory like that !!!

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Yeah I hate it when cars smoke like that, it makes me want to hold my breath or turn on recirculate air lol. The worst time was when I was going up a slip road, trying to have a bit of fun flooring it up to 70, when an old transit van put a stop to that by covering me in a cloud of diesel smoke <_<

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If you want to see some dodgy Vauxhalls, you should check Barry Boys out. Tons of them on their.

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lol spot the classic vauxhall red paintfade highlighted by the replaced door and bumper.

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