WES180 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 Poor little fella! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 How come her head is separate but his isn't?! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WES180 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 How come her head is separate but his isn't?!What about her missing hands and feet too? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted May 22, 2015 Share Posted May 22, 2015 http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=141598091953&alt=web 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 What winds me up is that he probably pays less insurance than me and I drive safe he just drives like someone who trying to jump the queue in a&e Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC To be fair, with that driving, I'm pretty sure he would end up jumping the queue in a&e... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incontro Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 To be fair, with that driving, I'm pretty sure he would end up jumping the queue in a&e... To be fair, with that driving, he might not even make it out of the queue... ;) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 To be fair, with that driving, he might not even make it out of the queue... ;) I was going to say 'true'... but then again, we all know chances are an idiot like that would probably instantly kill the innocent oncoming motorist, get injured so badly that he lingers around in a coma and unconscious for about a month wasting everyones resources before eventually doing the decent thing and croaking... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marks12 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Another example of why V*****ll drivers should be shot ImageUploadedByFord OC1431797850.867356.jpg This was at our local hospital. I suppose it was close enough. Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app surprised he didnt park the car in the A&E department ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marks12 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 thats a feature, he doesnt need a garage, its a modification to his motor, its called smokescreen and is freely available on any vauxhall. they could use vauxhalls in the army could come in handy when they are out of smoke grenades...... Sarge: "Private throw a smoke grenade to cover our advances" Private:"Sarge we are all out of smoke grenades" Sarge:"Crap can you hot wire a car Private" Private" Yes Sir i can" Sarge:"good see that corsa over there go break in and hotwire it" Private:"Good idea we can drive it up they wont expect anything" Sarge:"No you idiot that car wont get a mile just park it at the edge or the wall and rev the crap out of it should provide enough smoke" 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 they could use vauxhalls in the army could come in handy when they are out of smoke grenades...... Sarge: "Private throw a smoke grenade to cover our advances" Private:"Sarge we are all out of smoke grenades" Sarge:"Crap can you hot wire a car Private" Private" Yes Sir i can" Sarge:"good see that corsa over there go break in and hotwire it" Private:"Good idea we can drive it up they wont expect anything" Sarge:"No you idiot that car wont get a mile just park it at the edge or the wall and rev the crap out of it should provide enough smoke" Very simple to hot wire a corsa as saw on TopGear Take out hazard switch and re-insert uside down, push start lol See video: https://youtu.be/VNdygguAMQA 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WES180 Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Very simple to hot wire a corsa as saw on TopGear Take out hazard switch and re-insert uside down, push start lol See video: https://youtu.be/VNdygguAMQA That was scarily easy! I wonder if it worked on Astras and Cavaliers etc of the same era? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goodkat Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Except it is a nova... Pedantic mode off. Word is it worked on mk2 cavs and astras too, but I could be wrong. Mk3 Cavaliers with worn ignition barrels could be started with any Vauxhall key, as illustrated years ago when a mate of mine had a battered mk3, and my brother had a mint one. Said mate was parked on drive, bro says shift it, gets told to flock off, so my bro nicks it using his own keys and dumps it two streets away. Sent via the 'Clacks' GNU STP 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 I will pledge to buy every vauxhall driver in cornwall a ford if i win the euros tommorow night just to get them off the road. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I will pledge to buy every vauxhall driver in cornwall a ford if i win the euros tommorow night just to get them off the road. ....at least there will be a great increase in donor cars within about a week.. Will definitely drive the parts prices down! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nath.mk7.st Posted June 14, 2015 Author Share Posted June 14, 2015 Sad day yesterday :/ Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incontro Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 ^ Looks like a teeny Ka tried to take out a Vauxhall, but failed lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 I applaud it's efforts, It may not have killed it, but I should think he gave him good hiding at least... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisroberson99 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Spotted a T reg Corsa in its fecal position at the side of the A3 today.....it had been rolled a few times but was relatively intact from what I could see, don't know what happened. Shame it was a T reg, same age as me! :( Hope everyone in it was ok and buys a Ford next time. :D 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanW Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Friend of mine wrote her Corsa off. Going too fast around a bend and she ploughed into a tree. She'd not had it long...already had 2 flat tyres (which she didn't know how to change...) She's just decided on a Fiat 500. Which is the same platform as Ka's are built on...so was the Corsa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 ^ That was awesome, especially the clip from fast & furious when they set off lol. I think Opels must be somehow better made than Vauxhalls, cos no Vauxhall could take all that punishment without bursting into flames or rolling over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartynS Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Love it! It always looks so much fun driving old cars like that around and smashing them up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 LOL! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan_M Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 LOL! It's all too obvious they are hiding gold in them front chassis beams and the only way to extract it is to undress the car. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted July 2, 2015 Share Posted July 2, 2015 LOL! Lol, I never even considered that theives could take parts off the car in that way, but they don't even need the keys and can steal some very valuable stuff. I wonder if they could even steal the engine, probably not without setting the alarm off but it would be interesting to see just how far they can go without the keys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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