Phil 87 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Lol I'm in a classy travelodge for £38 Inc breakfast. Guildford ftw Lol, I could have probably got something that cheap but decided to get a room at the hotel where we're having the Christmas party, then I can just crawl to my room when finished :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 So just to resurrect this Clive, if I get battered one night, which is rare for me anyway, sleep in the car but unlocked and the keys outside the car on top of the wheel or something, stashed under the car, then what? Xmas party soon. Leave the car at homer and get a taxi home or find a half decent B&B nearby? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDRX Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 No sorry I was just asking out of morbid curiosity. Hotel has a car park and staying there its only a 5 min walk 15 min stagger if walking diagonally. Just curious as to how far it extends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Leave the car at homer and get a taxi home or find a half decent B&B nearby? What's the Simpsons got to do with this?? :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 What's the Simpsons got to do with this?? :P Typo. Bog off !! :p 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philf1 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Doh! Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC mobile app 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregers Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 mmmmm beeeerrrrrrrr (droooooooollllllllll) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 Typo. Bog off !! :p "Stick your tongue out at me eh? Why I oughtta" Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 "Stick your tongue out at me eh? Why I oughtta"You ever been tazed before?:p :p :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Nope, i reckon I could take it, I once licked a 9V battery... Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gregers Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Nope, i reckon I could take it, I once licked a 9V battery... Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC cor WOTA rebel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 cor WOTA rebel. I dunnit more than once too... I guess to make myself totally immune to tasers I should lick two 9v batteries at the same time! Sent via carrier pigeon using Ford OC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil 87 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I dunnit more than once too... I guess to make myself totally immune to tasers I should lick two 9v batteries at the same time! More like 2000 of them then you might get close to the same voltage lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Nah I'd you want to be totally immune pop the bonnet then lick away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 I'm sure being tased/tazed :/ would be an interesting experience... Wouldn't mind trying it one day, just wouldn't really appreciate the fact that to do so I'd have to be a bit of a !Removed! and I'd probably end up in the cells afterwards https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPENzKOmOl0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 You don't want to be hit by one. I got caught accidentally by one once and it was like severe painful cramp over my whole body. I didn't feel 100% for nearly 3 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 You can get it done just walk into your local nick and volunteer yourself for the next training course as the assailant, then you can be shot :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ianb Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 Or strip naked and straddle an electric cattle fence ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 4, 2014 Share Posted December 4, 2014 That's public indecency, that would earn you cell time come on Clive lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattDRX Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Tazers are for children, pepper spray is much more hardkore, far worse than a tazer imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 I could oblige you with both along with a bit of light baton work for good measures :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeebowhite Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Yeah don't forget Clive is x25 trsined Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 Yeah don't forget Clive is x25 trainedX26 actually but close :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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