quick joke..all clean

[ayup]

i used to think the brain was the most important organ...

but then i thought ..look what's telling me that

[jeebowhite]

I always thought the most important organ was the church one...

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[Dal.]

There's no need to use smutty innuendo in joke telling....

 

 

...but sometimes I like to slip one in.

 

 

[jeebowhite]

Whheeyyyyy.

I have another joke, FOC puts up an advert for a corsa on tapatalk.

Cleatly Tapatalk do not understand our rivalry lol.

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[jmurray01]

9 hours ago, jeebowhite said:

Whheeyyyyy.

I have another joke, FOC puts up an advert for a corsa on tapatalk.

Cleatly Tapatalk do not understand our rivalry lol.

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Ha!  I love how they say "yes, it's a Corsa!" as if it is something to be proud of...

[jeebowhite]

What they really mean is 'yes, it's a corsa. We will take 500 off now, to allow you to put it to the next one, when inevitably you will destroy this one'

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[TomsFocus]

I thought it was 'yes, its only a corsa' as you're supposed to be surprised that it's not a Maybach or something...   

I'm pretty sure these ads are tailored though James...think you've just shown us your guilty pleasure!

 

Clean joke - I really want to buy one of those grocery dividers at Tesco, but the cashier keeps putting it back.  

[Incontro]

As much as I hate Vauxhalls, nothing beats a French car for crap-ness!! (After having two utter rubbish examples in the family. Sorry Jamie!!)

[jmurray01]

1 hour ago, Incontro said:

As much as I hate Vauxhalls, nothing beats a French car for crap-ness!! (After having two utter rubbish examples in the family. Sorry Jamie!!)

Post-millennium French cars are indeed crap.  Prior to that there were some decent models...  When I say "decent", I mean they only break down a few times per month!!