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jeebowhite

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#421278 Vauxhall Viva To Be Relaunched!

Posted by jeebowhite on Today, 01:08 AM

I must say, I more eagerly await catching myself a dangerous infection, or developing a disease that enlarges my genetalia to the size of a house.




#421277 Vauxhall Viva To Be Relaunched!

Posted by jeebowhite on Today, 01:06 AM

Shall we take bets on when one will drive into jeebowhite?

 

 

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#421240 Blanking Off Egr Valve?

Posted by jeebowhite on Yesterday, 09:46 PM

Haha well glad to hear it was of some use. For thorough diagnostics I go with forscan and elm but for portability, Bluetooth and torque are best


#421236 Turned Child Locks Off, Now Have Error Message & Other Questions

Posted by jeebowhite on Yesterday, 09:44 PM

Result, learned something new


#421022 A Good Example Of Why A Dashcam Is A Good Idea!

Posted by jeebowhite on Yesterday, 01:19 PM

Dashcams for the win


#420558 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:47 PM

Can't say the pass plus did me any favours over more practice on dual carriageways.


#420549 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:39 PM

Nobody would be daft enough to bribe you, however we're always happy to donate to your retirement fund should you help us with any favours, I call that private contracting.


#420544 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:36 PM

Nah he's offering to compensate you for filling some forms in accidentally...


#420541 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:35 PM

Make it 15,pay for me and I will break into my local station and acquire the uniforms lol.


#420538 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:33 PM

I'm sure I could knock along a few doors and convince someone there guttering is falling down and get that 5k lol

How on earth does it cost so much.


#420525 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:14 PM

Clive, do you ever see the police force, or at least a 3rd party offering this level of training to Joe public? Of course I would never expect it to be a case of an excuse for speeding, but whilst I think IAM offer an extensive level of training, this type of education to drivers is IMHO a level that you should learn and be approved for. I think it would make the roads a safer place for responding to situations not necessarily where Joe is trained to speed, but more so to react much more safely at speed.

Plus there is the added benefit that when you are caught doing 130 on the motorway, the court may knock about 3 hours of your sentence when they realise your qualified lol, not helping the other t years of the ban lol


#420516 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 09:00 PM

Haha, must admit I would love to do that course as a civilian for 2 reasons, 1) when the police stop me for speeding I can say it's alright, I'm ART approved and 2) because I would genuinely love to be able to say I am officially one of the best trained on the roads.

The hopeful but inevitable failure of the gem out of jail free card is one thing but I would be happy driving around paying a lot less on my car insurance lol


#420513 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 08:54 PM

I did mine in skool, advanced response was the polite name for hot wiring and getting the heck outa there before the neighbour heard you


#420470 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 06:24 PM

Yeah sadly driving without due care and attention is just part of many people's driving rituals, I see it this way, if my action causes someone to change direction swiftly or apply brakes then I'm driving without due care and will accept my error where it happens more often than not finding some method of holding my hands up in apology, but others I come across go from bad to worse like a van driver who was driving aggressively and trying to force me into his back and sides (which prompted me to get the dash-cam). It's idiotic at best and is just part of today's driving experience, again all the reason I invested I a camera to catch these fists in the act.


#420425 Mother Chuffing Corsa!

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 October 2014 - 04:17 PM

Yeah you have to love these halfwits, if driving was only physical they would be prefect but as soon as you add thinking...