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jeebowhite

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#488355 Car Conundrums!

Posted by jeebowhite on 21 May 2015 - 09:08 PM

Lol. Must admit as extreme as it may be it was an awesomely cryptic conundrum.

Turbo?


#488347 Car Conundrums!

Posted by jeebowhite on 21 May 2015 - 08:48 PM

Correct ! !
 
At long last, anyone would think this wasn't a Ford owners site !
 
Divinely inspired = the project name for the Ford Consul Cortina was '' Archbishop ''
 
The Consul part was dropped soon after launch & one of the best selling cars of the 60's ,70's & 80's was born, over 2.6 million sales in 5 marks.
 
Loosely inebriated = pi$$ed = piste = ski resort, the Cortina was named after Cortina d'ampezzo in Italy
 
Preserve vessel = jam jar = car.
 
My first car in 1979.


What the bleedin hell degree do you need in life to figure those clues out lol.

Cryptic Is one thing but that, was sealed and armed guard transported either side of the world by every army of the world, encrypted with 9 countries collaboration...

Made mission impossible look like it was completed by a toddler.


#488344 Things I Don't Like

Posted by jeebowhite on 21 May 2015 - 08:41 PM

Zebra crossing should burn in the Pitt of hill. I hate how anyone can just walk near one and all of a sudden as a driver you have to slam the anchors on like there is a baby laying in the road. Go through and you risk driving without due care, slam your anchors on and risk driving without due care when someone goes in your backend...

I find pedestrians always tend to just sprint into the crossings from nowhere. Also more often than not they just waltz out there as if they have some sort of invincibility protection spell.

Irritating tards...


#487940 Car Conundrums!

Posted by jeebowhite on 20 May 2015 - 04:35 PM

Unmarked used Queens heads only . . . :)


I believe we have only one Queen Nd providing her head to you is what some would call treason.


#487880 Car Conundrums!

Posted by jeebowhite on 20 May 2015 - 01:37 PM

Whilst we don't normally give in to conundrum terrorists.... I'm wondering if Clive can send his local armed officers along to extract some more information....


#487377 Things I Don't Like

Posted by jeebowhite on 18 May 2015 - 09:19 PM

I hate it when you hit such a road that suggests 30 miles per hour, then with the family in the car, you do 40 In the 60 zone but 40 on a loose Road is just not good enough and the jacksies behind you still drive up your bumper pushing you to 50 or more.

I kept it 40 just to peeve him off, I didn't have the patience for the advised 30 lol


#486720 Things I Do Like

Posted by jeebowhite on 16 May 2015 - 02:08 PM

I like spending the early afternoon with the kids at the local airport. Stood underneath the control tower watching the planes and choppers coming and going!


#486606 Photo Location Game

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 09:52 PM

Or a corsa In the sea would be better lol


#486603 Club Lanyards?

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 09:49 PM

Dammit gotta wait an extra week for mine but it gives me something to look forward too!


#486530 New S-Max Owner

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 05:29 PM

Much better than a vauxhall :-D


#486494 Photo Location Game

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 03:45 PM

Please note, this level of cheating is not normally accepted. so if your challenge is your car next to a statue, we will not accept this for every one of them!!!!!

 

lol ;) :P




#486472 Things I Do Like

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 02:54 PM

Heading to the coast! Over to Haven at Hastings I think it is? just somewhere new for the kids to go and enjoy!




#486452 Focus Crash Simulator Educates Young Drivers

Posted by jeebowhite on 15 May 2015 - 01:59 PM

That used to be a vauxhall that was smushed about a week ago :)

 

Its a great idea, its a shame they wouldnt stick the camera in there, and let you feel and see the simulator for what its worth, I think something like this should be mandated!




#486328 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by jeebowhite on 14 May 2015 - 11:37 PM

Ok second thoughts I recon he has a v6 under there, not the engine, but the roman numerals for counting every time he has fixed an issue...


#486327 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by jeebowhite on 14 May 2015 - 11:34 PM

I know when it comes to French cars, power I'd the definition of how many volts run through it once it's collided with and brought down a power line.

Before that though, few French cars will have even heard of the word.