or making up for something you havent got hehe
'A snail went into a body shop and asked them to paint a racing stripe the length of his shell. He also wanted a big letter "S" right in the middle of the stripe.
The manager agreed to do it, but asked, "Why in the world do you want a paint job like this?"
The snail replied, "So everybody who sees me will say, "Wow, look at that S-car go!'"
Cringeworthy i know- couldnt resist