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#433605 Funny Names

Posted by MartynS on 02 December 2014 - 08:19 PM

You were in A&E?  Was it vauxhall related?

#429272 Keyless Major Major Flaw!!!

Posted by MartynS on 17 November 2014 - 11:10 PM

Change 'lock' to 'thing'!

#428882 Happy Birthday Vickiw!!

Posted by MartynS on 16 November 2014 - 05:22 PM

Congrats!  It doesn't look chinese...  Already into Ford I see :D

#428676 Happy Birthday Vickiw!!

Posted by MartynS on 15 November 2014 - 07:45 PM

Ur strange Martyn! Lol

You'd be surprised how often I hear that.  Actually maybe not...

#428472 Happy Birthday Vickiw!!

Posted by MartynS on 14 November 2014 - 08:44 PM

Happy birthday!  What did you get her Lenny? :P

#428117 New Car!!

Posted by MartynS on 13 November 2014 - 02:23 PM

Like Vaux**ll ones :lol:

#424703 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by MartynS on 01 November 2014 - 06:31 PM

Sounded that bad it was like someone fireing a gun

Don't you mean it sounded so bad someone was firing a gun at it?


I'd rather have the bin.

looooool.  There's probably more storage space in it.  Looks better too.

#424505 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by MartynS on 31 October 2014 - 08:05 PM

There's nothing like having an exhaust pipe for each cylinder.  Each of which looks bigger than its cylinder.

#424293 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by MartynS on 30 October 2014 - 11:09 PM

So that's where my wrapping paper went!


Saw some more classic Co**a driving on my way home today - I followed one onto a completely empty dual carriageway (nice and straight so it's easy to see there's noone else on it), then for some reason he decides to go into the outside lane and stay there all the way down to the sliproad where I came off.  Why!!

#421212 Vauxhall Viva To Be Relaunched!

Posted by MartynS on 20 October 2014 - 08:53 PM

Shall we take bets on when one will drive into jeebowhite?

#418135 Storage. ..doh

Posted by MartynS on 10 October 2014 - 07:36 PM

I use mine to store the locking wheel key.

#416117 Photo Location Game

Posted by MartynS on 03 October 2014 - 08:51 PM

lol imagine if Vauxhall made prisons.  Though thinking about it everyone would probably escape quite easily when walls just fall down for no reason.

#415188 The Peugeot Vs The Bridge Croatia Style

Posted by MartynS on 30 September 2014 - 10:43 PM

lol you might be blinded by the sun but how can you not notice the lack of solid ground ahead.  And if that's 50mph...

#415141 Tax Disc No More

Posted by MartynS on 30 September 2014 - 08:24 PM

haha I wonder if the laws around displaying tax discs still apply if you choose to display one :D.  You could design a fake one or make up an expiry date and get fined lol.

#415107 Unused Filament In Rear Lights?

Posted by MartynS on 30 September 2014 - 05:52 PM

My dad picked up his new focus zetec s today, and since testing all the lights work properly there seems to be a filament in the fog light bulb on each side that isn't used.  Am I right in thinking that these are normally the tail lights, but as the car has led ones they aren't used?  Just to be clear the ones I'm talking about are the bulbs in the lower red section beneath the indicator and reverse ones.  Cheers!