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On route to chipper
Lenny says: "Vicki will you take a bag of chips? "
Vicki says: "no thanks just a burger"
Lenny says: "are you sure"
Vicki says: "yes"
12 minutes later lenny's thinking "WTF is this hand reacing in to my chips"
And i didn't elbow elbow i only tipped to wake ya up as the windows were shaking with ya snoring
Omg the smell of bull! It was 11yr ago you got take away for urself! I asked for one chip & ye flipped out should have ran then! And I wasn't snoring I was breathing heavily because your son or daughter is wedged under my lungs !
Be a gent that don't elbow his missus & tell her to shut up in the middle of the night cus she's a baby in her rib cage & not freak out at giving his one chip out of his bag of chips cus she don't want a hole bag to lose her figure!
no that went quite smoothly,
Its the black&decker mouse sander and dremil cutting tool set off the fire alarm and put dust absolutely everywhere,
Im now too cripled with back pain to tidy it up,
Two tramadol in the system though so transporting to a better place
Ahh it's grand sweet heart you chill on the couch...the baby ain't due for 9days yet!