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#354580 Thought Our Driving Laws Were Bad........

Posted by gregers on 17 April 2014 - 07:14 PM

STUPID !Removed!




#353116 Engine Malfunction Light

Posted by gregers on 12 April 2014 - 07:24 PM

could be just in need of an itailian tune up to get it working again.

 

drive it like you stole it.




#349870 It's Ok, It'll Buff Out.....

Posted by gregers on 01 April 2014 - 08:42 PM

YOU B'SATARD youve cause £3.75 damage to my mazda.HOW VERY DARE YOU.




#342507 Joke Of The Day

Posted by gregers on 13 March 2014 - 09:00 PM

a police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an !Removed!!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"


Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.”

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for !Removed!?"













Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.”



~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client




#339546 Tips For Buying Titanium

Posted by gregers on 06 March 2014 - 08:06 PM

id go for the 2ltr,seem to remember reading the 1.8 are a little more troublesome?




#327164 Wats Ur Favourite Car

Posted by gregers on 28 January 2014 - 11:41 PM

i spent about an hour driving this,better half surprised me a couple of years back for a fathers day prezzie.

got to be 1 of the best things i have ever done.the sheer acceleration of the thing was just immense.and the instructor rated me 8/10 for driving ability,coz i wasnt scared to throw the thing into the corners, :lol: :lol:

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#324389 Urgent Advice Needed. Possibly Been Scammed Re: Dpf Delete

Posted by gregers on 21 January 2014 - 09:08 PM

glad you got it sorted,

NOW get it put back in,as its going to fail the next mot?.




#324036 Stolen In Kent Found And Arresested Scum

Posted by gregers on 20 January 2014 - 11:22 PM

I've got a dog.  A big one, and it bites.

ive got the wife,christ even i dont mess with her. :lol: :lol:




#321719 Tow Truck Nightmare

Posted by gregers on 14 January 2014 - 09:12 PM

honest guv,want me.

https://www.youtube-...xSntGGm8U?rel=0

 




#320721 Wats Ur Favourite Car

Posted by gregers on 12 January 2014 - 07:02 PM

greedy feecker. :D




#319812 Well Damn. Stupid Drivers Out Tonight...

Posted by gregers on 09 January 2014 - 09:48 PM

All the other Drivers fault to be sure.
He was obviously hooning it and stuffed up.
Brand new Corsa too? Good effort.

last line actually made me laff.




#319805 Newbie, Ford Crown Victoria P71 Police Interceptor

Posted by gregers on 09 January 2014 - 09:40 PM

go on,tell me you havnt gone down the road and pulled someone? :D




#319442 Driver Window Broken :(

Posted by gregers on 08 January 2014 - 08:39 PM

iirc press and hold on the down button,press and hold on the up button,this should then reprogram the 1 touch facility?.




#318682 Old Retro Gaming Consoles

Posted by gregers on 06 January 2014 - 09:27 PM

got a ps1 in the loft,think there may be a ps2 in there aswell,oh and a yellow game boy

all my 3 boys have there own Xbox's 360,drives me insane when there all playing together on line.

 

i want to find an original Atari console,just loved playing asteroids.

 

i remember the original binatone console,iirc it was pong?the tennis game,oh the hours wasted watching 2 white bars going up and down the tv screen.lol.




#317179 Hobbies And Intrest's

Posted by gregers on 02 January 2014 - 09:15 PM

who said that?