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Heated Windscreen Has Stopped Working

04 February 2015 - 08:28 PM

hi peeps,as title have looked under the bonnet in the engine fuse board and the fuses are ok.was working but like a barcode like a lot of them do,

is there anything else i can check or is it a new screen once the stone chip gets bigger.

Temp Gauge In The Red

29 January 2015 - 08:50 PM

hi peeps need some info on me ole mums puma,took it out tonite and the temp gauge climbed rapidly,no heat in the car at all.ended up having to pull over a couple of times so it would cool down.had everything on even aircon to take the heat down but still she climbed.

going to be looking at it on saturday morning so a few pointers are needed as to what i should be looking for?could it be the water pump,its just recently had a new clutch fitted,do you think the garage may have knocked something??

oh and last year had a major service and cam belt and kit etc.

many thanks in advance for any info


regards gregers

Forum Clock

24 August 2014 - 07:59 PM

someone please tell me when ive done a post the forum clock is approx 6 minutes in front of my own clock,

thought these were an automatic internet thingy to keep it all in sync??


posted at 20.49 pm

Anyone You Know?

14 April 2014 - 07:43 PM

anyone from here??



Joke Of The Day

13 March 2014 - 09:00 PM

a police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an !Removed!!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.”

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for !Removed!?"

Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.”

~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client