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gregers

Member Since 26 Nov 2011
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Forum Clock

24 August 2014 - 07:59 PM

someone please tell me when ive done a post the forum clock is approx 6 minutes in front of my own clock,

thought these were an automatic internet thingy to keep it all in sync??

 

posted at 20.49 pm


Anyone You Know?

14 April 2014 - 07:43 PM

anyone from here??

 

http://www.theguardi...righton-roedean


Joke Of The Day

13 March 2014 - 09:00 PM

a police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo!

So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit offensive terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket. He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an !Removed!!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"


Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH,"
underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.”

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for !Removed!?"













Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.”



~~~~ How often can one get an attorney to convict his own client


Tow Truck Nightmare

14 January 2014 - 09:12 PM

honest guv,want me.

https://www.youtube-...xSntGGm8U?rel=0