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Ianb

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#490678 Our Very Own Yplac Thread..

Posted by Ianb on Yesterday, 12:27 PM

Serves the flash get right.


He says driving round in his spanking new ST!! Hahaha #JEALOUS!


#490443 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 28 May 2015 - 01:57 PM

Quite funny how the topic has spread to gta, I agree the latest episode wrecks my head when the police just shoot you for the smallest thing...

Also I'm a +1 on the don't bring kfc into this! Also a +1 about how crap burger king is! Talk about false advertising... I choose a burger that looks on the picture to be the same size as a small country and it ends up coming out like a McDonald's basic burger!!! And for the price!!!!! Outrageous!!!


#490330 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 28 May 2015 - 07:37 AM

Those cyclists who wear all black, have no lights and ride on the road at 1am. They should be shot.


...or run over :lol:


#490185 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 27 May 2015 - 07:08 PM

I don't like Pedestrians!!!  <_<
2 Days in a row I've had to break hard at the last second (in the same spot) for idiots who aren't looking,

You can hear my bag flying into the foot well both times and that's got my £800 Surface Pro tablet in it,
I wasn't too happy about that..........twice!  :angry:
 
Edit: Tomorrows idiot is getting run over  :D


Your music choice is pretty criminal to be fair...


#489611 Our Very Own Yplac Thread..

Posted by Ianb on 26 May 2015 - 02:39 PM

Probably one of the decrepit old doctors that the MoD pays to do medicals for new joiners.
They're always very old, stick thin and have hands like ice cubes ;)
The old codger that did my medical died a week afterwards.

 

..of laughter?




#488839 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 23 May 2015 - 06:10 PM

Covers that are better than the originals! 




#488755 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Ianb on 23 May 2015 - 12:37 PM

 

 

To be fair, with that driving, he might not even make it out of the queue...  ;)

 

I was going to say 'true'... but then again, we all know chances are an idiot like that would probably instantly kill the innocent oncoming motorist, get injured so badly that he lingers around in a coma and unconscious for about a month wasting everyones resources before eventually doing the decent thing and croaking...




#488685 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Ianb on 23 May 2015 - 08:10 AM

What winds me up is that he probably pays less insurance than me and I drive safe he just drives like someone who trying to jump the queue in a&e


Sent from my iPhone using Ford OC

 

To be fair, with that driving, I'm pretty sure he would end up jumping the queue in a&e...




#488427 Cool Eonon Ga5161/ga5162 Android Car Dvd For Ford Mondeo/focus/s-Max With 33%...

Posted by Ianb on 22 May 2015 - 08:07 AM

...so Mods, is this just a mass advert rather than a specific FOC offer?




#487755 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 19 May 2015 - 09:55 PM

All you can eat buffets *satisfied*


#486882 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 17 May 2015 - 01:05 PM

*grin*

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#484820 100 Parking Ticket!

Posted by Ianb on 11 May 2015 - 08:49 AM

Now that's an idea... Provide them with a full days worth of footage and tell them to sit and watch that!


#484809 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 11 May 2015 - 07:57 AM

Yup, barstewards! Thankfully my sister is remaining very positive and thinks she is actually glad she found out what he is really like. She said if he had walked away or something she'd have wanted him back etc, but now she's found this out she says there is no going back and if he can do that to her children (and his I guess) then he's done. Sad thing is they've been 'together' for over 10 years, married for nearly 4. My sister carried 4 of his kids (sadly had a miscarriage) and then he does this... I think she feels there is certain limits guys can push, but this was too far!

We all say (out of earshot of her) had it been a drunken one night stand or something, we'd have his balls off, but the fact he's built a relationship with another woman is just pathetic...


#484687 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 10 May 2015 - 07:14 PM

Need to borrow Clive malligator... Need to go "Bunney" hunting..


#484510 Subtle Hint

Posted by Ianb on 10 May 2015 - 09:18 AM

...pull up next to him and flash your badge.. Then watch the blood drain from his face!