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#508136 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on Yesterday, 10:42 PM

Being amazed by what people can do....

How can you get **** on the toilet seat in the gym...?!? I mean really...

And if you do, why wouldn't you like... Wipe it off?!?

People amaze me how disgusting they are...

It doesn't affect me, I used a different one haha, but some bloke has to clean that up....dirty plebs...

#507639 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 31 July 2015 - 09:40 AM

Wrong thread to say that I don't like that my fiancée has gone to parents to sort out wedding stuff (allll byyy myyyyseeeelf)...

....but the silver lining is that I can hit up toby carvery breakfast!!!

#506974 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 28 July 2015 - 07:11 PM

Check that the signs are completely legible, lines are clear and unworn and if continuous bays that the end lines are only single ones.
If any of these are not correct then you have grounds for appeal.
PCC are notoriously slack at keeping parking bays up to standard.

Will check, but I reckon this is probably the one road where all is well....knowing my luck...

I've calmed down a bit from it now, had a good shout at some silly aire sole who pulled out on me then gave ME the finger... So it's relaxed me somewhat, luckily he wasn't bigger or harder than me, otherwise he might have helped me lie down and have a doze too...

#506951 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 28 July 2015 - 06:34 PM

Those silly sausage's that go round sticking these on cars!

Parked up last night and completely forgot about it today... I know for a fact the road is empty during the day and so I'd not have used up anyone's precious spot! What a piece !cheeessee!

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#506866 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 28 July 2015 - 03:05 PM

Working as a slave worker in this wedding invitation sweat shop my fiancée set up.... Waiting for Clive and his bunch to bust down the door and free me!

I've done more chopping in the last 3 days than a Rabbi has in his lifetime.... Albeit different materials... But still!!!

Also apparently trying to go quicker by chopping more than one invitation out at the same time is an extremely deadly move... Back to the drawing board...

#506110 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 26 July 2015 - 08:15 AM

Insurers who use "their preferred garages" just so they can save a few quid on repairs

Insurers whose preferred garages eff up my car and won't claim responsibility!!!!!

#506090 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 26 July 2015 - 01:17 AM

hell that was quick....
Problem with 2 is 2 speeches... One will be bad enough...

#505878 Line Between Tolerance And Violence..

Posted by Ianb on 25 July 2015 - 09:13 AM

Going full circle, look at that poor old bloke stabbed in that road rage thing a week or so ago... Honestly it's ridiculous... I had someone pull out as I was just next to them I didn't brake as there was no time, but I swerved and beeped and they still kept coming, I think they turned into a road and did a u turn to come back out, so they entered my road at an angle (like joining a slip road). As soon as I was past I stopped and I could see they stopped. My blood was boiling at how bad their driving was, but they obviously made a mistake and I gestured that they look in their mirrors next time!!!

I was thinking, Yeh that is a scenario I can see someone in my position getting out and questioning someone's ability, maybe they argue back, tell me to eff off and that it's my fault, I shove them, they shove me and I swing a punch....

That is; in my eyes, how things can potentially play out, however that's it... I could get arrested, but shortly I'd be back on my way living my life thinking that was silly...

Or let's say the guy falls after the punch, hits his head and dies, again, arrested, possibly jailed for a period of time but with the courts recognising that it was not intentional, eventually back out, live my life with some guilt... But to pick up a knife... There is no way back..ever... It's beyond me..

#505859 Line Between Tolerance And Violence..

Posted by Ianb on 25 July 2015 - 07:46 AM

Elbow is something like 'empi' in Japanese my memory fails me a smidge but something like that I'm sure...

Best thing my instructor taught us was to keep out if trouble, avoid any fights, run if necessary, last resort fight...

There's been a few high ranked karate folk that have been killed by intervening in a fight and have ended up stabbed, bottled etc... You never know how crazy or far someone is willing to go...

#505650 Well Then.... Not That I Ever Needed A Reason Not To Eat Them...

Posted by Ianb on 24 July 2015 - 11:23 AM

Apparently oysters have not been using protection...

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#505153 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 22 July 2015 - 07:13 PM

First, jeebowhite Thanks for your comment!


lanb, (Ian)


Wow, can of worms here!

My comments above are a bit tongue in cheek, especially the wife coming after the cat.

I think you sum it up nicely in your last paragraph, I am of course referring to the elites who are in a position of world power, i.e.Lord Rothschild, Warren Buffet e.t.c.the type of people with immense wealth who choose to use that wealth and power to manipulate the world and its governments to their own ends and in doing so create even more wealth and power for themselves. If these people took a more benevolent attitude they could relieve the world of much of its suffering! I personally consider them and their cohorts guilty of genocide by neglect! I'm ranting on now!..... time for another tablet......

I dont think the likes of Sainsburys and Tescos quite have their eye on world domination just yet so keep on shopping as indeed I do,

On a lighter note, I'm glad you've got odd shaped balls, a MAN'S game much prefered to the drama queens who dribble over round ones!


Haha, I did mean what I said in the first sentence about how everyone is allowed their own dislikes and I don't want anyone to feel misplaced or belittled or anything as a result of what I say, but I appreciate your reply and totally see what you mean. Perhaps he was making a statement but that bloke who swam into the Thames during the boat race a few years ago did it as a stand against 'elitism', that really upset me (not in a :cry:  kind of way) because I can only imagine how hard both those teams had trained and worked to get to where they are and how much the race and winning meant to them, so that guys actions were totally disrespectful to any form of hard work. 


Anyway, tongue in cheek...I suppose the cat and the wife could swap places, that'd make it a bit better...

#505018 Things I Don't Like

Posted by Ianb on 22 July 2015 - 10:00 AM

Well you need a decent motor to help pull a classy lady so youre on the right track!:D

I hope that's sarcasm...

#504696 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 21 July 2015 - 12:46 AM

You're catching up with me WES! I've been here since April 2014, so poor show frome me! :rolleyes:

Don't think I've ever said anything helpful either. :rolleyes: :lol:

...wouldn't worry, not an awful lot of people on here say anything helpful... I think there is about 5-6 helpful people carrying the rest of us.. :lol:

#504568 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 20 July 2015 - 07:08 PM




My new secret project has been unleashed. Its still a work in progress, but I thought I kept everyone on hooks for long enough.


Click Project D-D in my signature - let me know what you think!


Surely a boob job is a little strange on a man...

#504211 Things I Do Like

Posted by Ianb on 19 July 2015 - 07:01 PM

I don't have a clue, I love in the area not influence it. 


....that is an unfortunate typo on the topic of dogging...