OK so heres a full list of everything that doesn't work on my peice of shi...um i mean car, at the moment.
Heater blowers - no sound or nothing, AC light comes on but nothing else happens
Electric windows - nothing when pressed
Windscreen washers - nothing when pressed although i can hear the relay clicking
Rear wiper & washer - nothing
Wing mirror controls - nothing
Ice alert on dash constantly, -.- is what the temp guage reads
Bonnet open message on dash constantly.
Oh and it needs a new oil cooler too as there is sludge in the coolant, a split rubber hose at the back of the engine bay (turbo?) and there is a huge cloud of white smoke from exhaust on a cold morning until the engine heats up, some poor old dear had to walk though it this morning, won't have done her lungs any good.
Any ideas? Will one of those code readers help me diagnose what's wrong?. I hate going to a mechanic blind with no idea what's wrong with it.
many thanks in advance.