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SeanW

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#391664 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 29 July 2014 - 11:43 PM

Nooo...don't encourage him!! Vicki might come to her senses and let you have him :P

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#391644 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 29 July 2014 - 10:55 PM

Longest sentence in the world..."I do" :P




#391637 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 29 July 2014 - 10:31 PM

Lenny, the thread has hardly been on topic lol

 

All you taken guys are trying to muscle in ;)

 

Us poor single folk got no chance :cry:




#391104 Thinking Of Getting A Mondeo

Posted by SeanW on 28 July 2014 - 08:32 PM

Yeah, that's probably a dangerous question to ask here :P

Vauxhall isn't a particularly favourable brand on this 'ere forum lol

You know the theory about putting monkies infront of typewriters? Where it's said that given enough time they'll be able to re-create the works of Shakespeare? But mostly gibberish?

Well, if you swap "typewriter" for "car factory" and "gibberish" for Vauxhall... ;)

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#389384 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 23 July 2014 - 11:45 PM

Haha an invite to the wedding is all I seek right now lol

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Well that's escalated quickly!!

At least give the poor girl a chance to respond to my post lol

You're all gonna scare her off, then what chance do I have of making the thread a success...err...I mean finding love, yeah, that's what I meant?! 8)

dont plug it in until.you find it :lol:

Sound advice as usual Lenny!! I guess that's what I've been doing wrong lol

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#389354 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 23 July 2014 - 10:50 PM

N'aww, James - no...that's not nice, you should broker dates just for tnat warm fuzzy feeling it gives you!!

So far, though, you've !Removed! out - no dates lol

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#389331 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 23 July 2014 - 09:32 PM

Is that included in my Club Membership?

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#389283 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 23 July 2014 - 08:33 PM

 Meeeeeee!!!


Single, female, drive a Mk 7 Fiesta van, likes pigeons, dab hand with a soldering iron...

:D

(Hmmmm... maybe I shouldn't
mention the pidgies…)

Haha

Single, male, drive a Mk 2.5 Focus 5dr, have a pet cockatial, have a soldering iron somwhere...

:P


#388115 New Oil Filter

Posted by SeanW on 20 July 2014 - 10:47 PM

It fit then?

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#387839 Photo Location Game

Posted by SeanW on 20 July 2014 - 09:46 AM

Missed a bit :D

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#387774 Singles Club

Posted by SeanW on 19 July 2014 - 11:38 PM

I learnt the hard way about shoes..."Which pair of boots do you like best, dearest snugglebum?"

"They're identical!"

"Oh no they're not oh darling boyfriend if mine"

"They flippin' well are"

"@#$&*#/#@#*&"
rapid exit stage left for her and confused look for me
"But they're identical" (to no one in particular)

Turns out they had different buckles?

Also, some of the above terms of endearment may have been exaggerated ever so slightly.

It's no wonder I'm single lol

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#387750 Exciting News! Ford Owners Club Halfords Discount Cards Now Available...

Posted by SeanW on 19 July 2014 - 10:41 PM

Was his van nice and shiny with new air fresheners and chrome trim? ;)

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No idea - I'm on the first route out of the local sorting office, so they walk...but now you mention it...his trolley did seem shinier...

I'm sure he hasn't lol

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#387579 Exciting News! Ford Owners Club Halfords Discount Cards Now Available...

Posted by SeanW on 19 July 2014 - 12:50 PM

Good news: my Postie isn't dead!

Bad news: only junk mail :( lol

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#387397 Exciting News! Ford Owners Club Halfords Discount Cards Now Available...

Posted by SeanW on 18 July 2014 - 07:24 PM

Come to think of it...haven't seen my Postman for a few days...hope he hasn't buggered off with my pack!!




#386858 Exciting News! Ford Owners Club Halfords Discount Cards Now Available...

Posted by SeanW on 17 July 2014 - 09:47 AM

I will, bank balance won't :D

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