I don't think that it affects all Deflation Detection Systems (DDS), but I was told that "I was not the only person affected".
The dealer apparently tried to reprogram the system but apparently were unable to do so.
I imagine that if pushed hard enough, they could resolve the problem by replacing the affected ECU / computer in its entirety.
It's the utter inability to communicate to the customer that astounds me. I would be sacked if I responded like that in my job.