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Nathan_M

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#473927 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 07 April 2015 - 10:30 AM

What about we start a new thread, "Spot the poor BMW/Porsche/Audi"? :D


It's got to be one for each the potential is off the scale.:lol:


#473917 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 07 April 2015 - 10:10 AM

I'm just wondering if this vauxhall bashing will ever get boring........


#457348 Mk6 Fiesta Core Plugs

Posted by Nathan_M on 22 February 2015 - 07:40 AM

Is was the water coolant red because that plug well is like a little collection tray for the water that pours through the washer jets on the bonnet, seal the washer jets on the inside with silicone and keep your eye on the coolant level for a few hundred miles, the washer jets are a menace I brought the ones with the rubber seals and still had to seal them inside to stop them pouring water in:angry:


#438713 Ps4 Vs Xbox One

Posted by Nathan_M on 22 December 2014 - 12:42 PM

Would you buy a vauxhall because the xbox one is a vauxhall.


#437091 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 01:08 AM

Seeing as I do most of the cooking then probably not.
It's difficult to reach the hob when doubled over trying to coax the love spuds back to their default location ;)


Anyone who buys a vauxhall out of warranty knows this feeling well, as do men who kick mrs' trumpet in an act of control.


#437087 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 12:58 AM

Now that would invite a curious relocation of my nad bag 6 inches up higher than recommended in the manufacturers tolerances.


Are you trying to say that dinner would not be on the table at 6 if you initiated this sort of behaviour upon Le Mrs?


#437084 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 12:51 AM

Just did.
Still alive........for now :P


I'm just wondering do you have to kick her up the chuff to make her open the boot lid like you have to kick the bumper of the car to do the same job?


#437045 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 15 December 2014 - 09:33 PM

Already got one, It's called my Wife :D


Very good.^_^


#435806 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 11 December 2014 - 12:35 AM

That's exactly it.
If you say the forbidden word in my job and get caught then you have to pay a pastry penalty.
Copious doughnuts are usually the result.


You see the cornish based fuzz would be buying pasties rather than donuts it's a healthier option.


#435797 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 11 December 2014 - 12:01 AM

We have a saying in Grimsby and Cleethorpes regarding tourists from deepest, darkest Yorkshire...
 
Come fe' day, stay fe' week!


Don't even get us boys down here started on local sayings, us have all the best ones down here no one knows what we are about when they come on holiday.


#435560 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 10:59 AM

I need an ST of some form to aid in the art of caravan hunting in the summer, Cornwall becomes a hostile place for the visitors.:D


#435557 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 10:52 AM

Look on the bright side when the new one is out it sort of looks like an Aston if you squint.


#435503 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 01:55 AM

I think we should all take a minute to realise how lucky we are to own a Ford.


#435144 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 08 December 2014 - 07:37 PM

Morale of the story don't get attracted to dopey blonde Vauxhall drivers I had to go out and jump start the bints corsa which involved leaving work and using up my break, bleedy Vauxhall crap.


#434759 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 07 December 2014 - 03:47 AM

Christmas didn't come early and all female Vauxhall drivers are idiots.