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Nathan_M

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#437091 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 01:08 AM

Seeing as I do most of the cooking then probably not.
It's difficult to reach the hob when doubled over trying to coax the love spuds back to their default location ;)


Anyone who buys a vauxhall out of warranty knows this feeling well, as do men who kick mrs' trumpet in an act of control.


#437087 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 12:58 AM

Now that would invite a curious relocation of my nad bag 6 inches up higher than recommended in the manufacturers tolerances.


Are you trying to say that dinner would not be on the table at 6 if you initiated this sort of behaviour upon Le Mrs?


#437084 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 16 December 2014 - 12:51 AM

Just did.
Still alive........for now :P


I'm just wondering do you have to kick her up the chuff to make her open the boot lid like you have to kick the bumper of the car to do the same job?


#437045 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 15 December 2014 - 09:33 PM

Already got one, It's called my Wife :D


Very good.^_^


#435806 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 11 December 2014 - 12:35 AM

That's exactly it.
If you say the forbidden word in my job and get caught then you have to pay a pastry penalty.
Copious doughnuts are usually the result.


You see the cornish based fuzz would be buying pasties rather than donuts it's a healthier option.


#435797 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 11 December 2014 - 12:01 AM

We have a saying in Grimsby and Cleethorpes regarding tourists from deepest, darkest Yorkshire...
 
Come fe' day, stay fe' week!


Don't even get us boys down here started on local sayings, us have all the best ones down here no one knows what we are about when they come on holiday.


#435560 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 10:59 AM

I need an ST of some form to aid in the art of caravan hunting in the summer, Cornwall becomes a hostile place for the visitors.:D


#435557 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 10:52 AM

Look on the bright side when the new one is out it sort of looks like an Aston if you squint.


#435503 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 10 December 2014 - 01:55 AM

I think we should all take a minute to realise how lucky we are to own a Ford.


#435144 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 08 December 2014 - 07:37 PM

Morale of the story don't get attracted to dopey blonde Vauxhall drivers I had to go out and jump start the bints corsa which involved leaving work and using up my break, bleedy Vauxhall crap.


#434759 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 07 December 2014 - 03:47 AM

Christmas didn't come early and all female Vauxhall drivers are idiots.


#434605 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 06 December 2014 - 12:19 PM

Whhheeeeeeyyyyyyy dirty bit...


Christmas might come early. :lol::wub::lol:


#434595 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 06 December 2014 - 12:00 PM

I can't hold the vauxhall against her to be fair she used to have a fiesta and said she loved it but couldn't afford to replace it when it went bang.:lol:


#434581 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 06 December 2014 - 11:06 AM

The woman makes up for it, works Xmas party tonight so I'm hoping she comes without the vauxhall, so she can be a solid 9 for the night.


#434485 Spot The Poor Vauxhall!

Posted by Nathan_M on 05 December 2014 - 09:17 PM

Explains a lot ;) lol
Is that before or after points have been deducted for being a Vauxhall driver?


Probably an 8 after Vauxhall deductions let's just say I wouldn't say no, I would give my Ford for some-_-