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Yesterday, 10:48 PM

So popped into halfords today as I ran out of my trusty turtle wax shampoo. Thought id take advantage of their 3 for 2 offers and use my discount card.


The poor girl behind the till went away for 10mins to seek advice on the discount card. I did try to explain to her its 15% and showed her and the manager the FOC website for info.


So the bill came to £12.48. Now came time for the discount. I was expecting my 15%, the poor girl, clearly flummoxed, knocked off 80%. I am not complaining.lol.

Walked out with £12.48 worth of stuff for £2.48.


I should have bought a car stereo LOLOL





For The Man Who Has Everything But Wants More

21 August 2014 - 11:22 AM




Great chav anti-detterent:




Luv Bug

17 August 2014 - 04:28 PM

So I was driving along to Wandsworth yesterday, to catch Expendables 3 at the cinema, and I drive past this:




I had to compose myself and try and stop laughing so I didn't crash the car. Then I felt inclined to visit the website.

I'll let you guys make up your minds:) LOLOL  :lol:





This Guy Is My Hero

12 August 2014 - 02:40 PM

Apparently true, somewhere in the USA



The man said he decided to ‘ruin their day’ after standing in front of a screaming child and his mother (Picture: Getty Images)


A man treating himself to a Burger King after a long day’s work ended up buying all 23 of the restaurant’s remaining apple pies – because a screaming child standing behind him wanted one.


In a post on reddit, the user explained that a child was screaming and demanding pie from his mother, who was on the phone and ignoring him completely.


‘This kid was out of control, screaming, punching his mother, throwing around a gameboy whenever something didn’t go right in the game,’ he posted on the sub-reddit offmychest, where users make confessions.


‘She gets up in my face telling me I can’t tell her nothing about raising her child and to mind my own business,’ he goes on, saying that he asked the mother kindly to settle her child down after he screamed: ‘I want some f****** pie!’



Eat 23 of these? Challenge accepted, we say (Picture: Burger King)


‘I then decide to ruin their day,’ says the poster, who went and purchased every apple pie in the restaurant.

It sounds like a scene from a movie, and audiences would probably laugh and think the man had dealt with the woman and her child very creatively.


The poster finishes his confession by saying that as he left the Burger King, he heard the woman shout: ‘What do you mean you don’t have any pies left, who bought them all?’

He continued: ‘I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare.’




Priceless, love this guy

American Teens Do The Dumbest Things

06 August 2014 - 10:12 AM