TomsFocus Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 I've never seen a hairdresser in a city car...they don't make convertible versions! I always wondered why hairdressers like cabby's so much...they'll have to do their own hair again once they reach the salon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantt Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 The hair dresser I use could cope with a convertible no problem with the amount of hairspray. Her hair doesn't move all all. She would be at home in Tornado alley in the USA 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Tiger in a zoo in New York has tested positive for COVID-19 but I think he's Lion 🤷♂️ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 The current anti virus vaccine is called 'stay at home'. Regarding hair products, namely holding sprays, these women who use it, some will be out campaigning to 'save the planet from global warming' and before they do go out they spray their hair, do they realise that the propellant in the can is CFC? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Doing some science with the kids Basic distillation of water Condenser and reciever Boiling water from the kettle in a pickle jar to help speed up the process Then a tea light under the jar suspended by two fork handles to allow air flow in to the candle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomsFocus Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 40 minutes ago, Milkman said: The current anti virus vaccine is called 'stay at home'. Regarding hair products, namely holding sprays, these women who use it, some will be out campaigning to 'save the planet from global warming' and before they do go out they spray their hair, do they realise that the propellant in the can is CFC? How old is your hairspray!? CFCs were banned years ago, propellants are generally Hydrocarbons instead these days, much better for the environment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmurray01 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, TomsFocus said: How old is your hairspray!? CFCs were banned years ago, propellants are generally Hydrocarbons instead these days, much better for the environment. That's what I was thinking!! Although my fridge-freezer will still be running with CFC as it is pre-1996 but unless it leaks then we're all good... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmurray01 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 42 minutes ago, Turvey said: At least they weren't blown away!! It's been a bit wild here again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 Distilled water is water that has not been in contact with anything metallic Lenny, your science lesson is too complicated for the average child, to obtain distilled water just open up the deep freezer and scrape off the ice that accumulates and melt it in a plastic container or put out a bucket when it rains! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted April 6, 2020 Author Share Posted April 6, 2020 7 hours ago, jmurray01 said: That's what I was thinking!! Although my fridge-freezer will still be running with CFC as it is pre-1996 but unless it leaks then we're all good... One of the first jobs I got when I started with the council was picking up an old fridge. The chap who was getting rid of it told me he had let the gas out to make it lighter!!! 😲 43 minutes ago, jmurray01 said: At least they weren't blown away!! It's been a bit wild here again. Aye, a bit breezy right enough. Pretty calm now though 👍 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmurray01 Posted April 6, 2020 Share Posted April 6, 2020 1 hour ago, Turvey said: One of the first jobs I got when I started with the council was picking up an old fridge. The chap who was getting rid of it told me he had let the gas out to make it lighter!!! 😲 Aye, a bit breezy right enough. Pretty calm now though 👍 Wow, after reading that I feel 10x more intelligent!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iantt Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Do British gas know something the rest of us don't?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lenny Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Turvey said: Had this problem with a colleague last night; He also says the 2 metre distance is to allow the 5G facial recognition system to function because if were too close it cant differenciate and people are wearing masks to avoid recognition 😂 Although he doesn't believe 5G caused COVID-19 and I agree with that part 😂 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Some gullible people will believe absolutely anything.I'm surprised they can walk and chew gum at the same time. [emoji2957]Sent from my SM-G965F 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmurray01 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 11 minutes ago, Stoney871 said: Some gullible people will believe absolutely anything. I'm surprised they can walk and chew gum at the same time. Sent from my SM-G965F The scary thing is a lot of these people hold driving licenses... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 The scary thing is a lot of these people hold driving licenses... [emoji17]Sent from my SM-G965F 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomsFocus Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Seems appropriate for FOC! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iantt Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 For those of you who are still unsure on the 2 m distance. Courtesy of my relatives . 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim H Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 How can this not make you laugh. 🤣 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted April 9, 2020 Share Posted April 9, 2020 Think my wife has lost the plot at week 4 Our Eldest daughter sent me this picture; says shes dressed up as Frozen and only responds to the name Elsa 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomsFocus Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 I spent the whole of yesterday thinking it was Wednesday...until 8pm when I got a round of applause for doing a dump...got the shock of my life! 🤦♂️ 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dtulip8 Posted April 10, 2020 Share Posted April 10, 2020 Went out for a little drive yesterday to blow the cobwebs off the car, and woke up at 3am to the police helicopter circling the house! Guess I’m a master criminal now. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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