Milkman Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 Alexa has been furloughed, she is now only giving 80% answers to questions and user instructions so if you ask her to draw the curtains for instance they will only close by 80%. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozz Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Milkman said: Alexa has been furloughed, she is now only giving 80% answers to questions and user instructions so if you ask her to draw the curtains for instance they will only close by 80%. Pull yerself together man.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie eastwood Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted April 26, 2020 Author Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Posted April 26, 2020 Share Posted April 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Turvey said: Funny, thought they'd have just gone for domestos assault? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted April 27, 2020 Author Share Posted April 27, 2020 6 hours ago, Micro said: Funny, thought they'd have just gone for domestos assault? 👏👏👏😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 If ever the US Authorities were to prosecute Trump for spreading dangerous mis-information he'd be Cillit Banged to rights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted April 27, 2020 Share Posted April 27, 2020 Sent from my SM-G965F using Tapatalk 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasthope Posted April 28, 2020 Share Posted April 28, 2020 3 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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eddie eastwood Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Quote Going to do the shopping 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Oh look, a Bioshock reference [emoji106]Sent from my SM-G965F using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lasthope Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Wetherspoons trials reopening... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezwez Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 15 minutes ago, lasthope said: Wetherspoons trials reopening... 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 44 minutes ago, dezwez said: 😂😂 Should be like that all the time in Scotland 😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micro Posted May 1, 2020 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Just had to deal with Microsoft for a faulty xbox controller. They sent out a "no return" replacement (so I am to dispose of the faulty one, and get a replacement device), however the one they've sent out has more problems than the first... So to return this one, they've asked me to ship it back. One slight problem - I don't have a printer to print the shipping label... Any other time i'd nip to my relatives and borrow theirs as I don't ever really need one myself! Will have to see what they come back with! Not sure UPS do printable labels in their drop off points (like Royal Mail, they've got the right idea!). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted May 2, 2020 Author Share Posted May 2, 2020 Screenshot from a video posted on Facebook 😲 Woman said that by cutting a hole in them it makes it easier to breathe! 🤔🙄 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoney871 Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Screenshot from a video posted on Facebook [emoji44] Woman said that by cutting a hole in them it makes it easier to breathe! [emoji848][emoji849] Sent from my SM-G965F using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddie eastwood Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 IE slow as normal with the news. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Milkman Posted May 2, 2020 Share Posted May 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Turvey said: Woman said that by cutting a hole in them it makes it easier to breathe! If she was wearing gloves, I wonder if she cut the fingers off so that she could feel things better! Reminds me of a late cousin of my late mother, he was very much a tight wad, he had to buy a new pair of wellies, he took a size 8 but bought a size 7 because they were £1 cheaper 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iantt Posted May 3, 2020 Share Posted May 3, 2020 feel like im in a game of pac man when im the shops. do a turn to find someone coming my way coughing. an about turn and find another route 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turvey Posted May 3, 2020 Author Share Posted May 3, 2020 7 minutes ago, iantt said: feel like im in a game of pac man when im the shops. do a turn to find someone coming my way coughing. an about turn and find another route https://www.google.co.uk/logos/2010/pacman10-i.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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