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1 hour ago, Rondy said:

A chap walks into a bar and says to the barman "I would like something tall ,Icy cold and full of gin.
The barman shouts into the kitchen "Oy Doris there's someone here to see you"

 

1 hour ago, Rondy said:

A chap walks into a bar and says to the barman "I would like something tall ,Icy cold and full of gin.
The barman shouts into the kitchen "Oy Doris there's someone here to see you"

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Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner"

How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge". "Whats Come over you? "Two car a truck and a coach"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into an apple. "We'll have to get to the core of this"

My Doctor said " I haven't seen you for ages"

I said " No, I've not been well "

I said to my doctor can you give me something for the wind
he gave me a kite.

I said to my doctor can you give me something for my liver
he gave me some onions.

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19 minutes ago, Rondy said:

Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner"

How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge". "Whats Come over you? "Two car a truck and a coach"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into an apple. "We'll have to get to the core of this"

My Doctor said " I haven't seen you for ages"

I said " No, I've not been well "

I said to my doctor can you give me something for the wind
he gave me a kite.

I said to my doctor can you give me something for my liver
he gave me some onions.

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I was in an Indian restaurant last night and I tried curried pelican for the first time. It was very nice but the bill was enormous.
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I'm writing a new musical about a builder who rips everyone off.
It's called "Roofer on the Fiddle."
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My wife was allowed to visit me one last time before I started my prison sentence.

"I've baked you a cake," she said, "And I've hidden something inside it that might help you in there."

"What is it ?" I asked nervously, "A tiny rock hammer?"

"No silly, a tub of Vaseline!"
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"Come into the bedroom and I'll show you a good time," I said to the wife.

When she came up I showed her pictures of me and my mates before I met her!
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I said to my doctor "I keep thinking i am a bell he said take these tablets and if they don't work give me a ring."

I gave my bald friend a comb he said i will never part with it.

If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?

I put a pound in a change machine but nothing changed.

My wife says our s*x life is like a news bulletin its brief unexpected and usually involves a disaster.

My wife is like an angel she is always up in the air harping on about something.

I told my doctor I keep dreaming I'm a billiard ball. He told me to get to the end of the cue.

I told my Doctor I was a kleptomaniac, he gave me some tablets and said if i wasn't cured in a week, to come back, with a 50 inch tv.

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