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Rondy Posted March 31 Author Share Posted March 31 I got thrown out of the theatre for eating popcorn… Why are surgeons so uptight? ___ Saw Dr Hook in the 70's… Worst prostate exam ever! ___ I bought some expensive laxatives from my pharmacy... They gave me a good run for my money! ___ I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?” I said, “Yes please.” Waiter: “No problem sir. Today is special.” ___ Therapist: So what brings the two of you here today? My wife: It’s impossible to live with him. He’s too literal. Me: My car. ___ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rondy Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 It Was The Final Straw - when my garden gate just fell apart, so I decided to order a new one. Don't know when it will arrive though, it all hinges on the post.... ___ The creepy looking guy, who looks after the Deli section at the supermarket, is Croce. His brother, who runs the fruit and veg counter is even grocer... ___ I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line... ___ 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dezwez Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 hours ago, Rondy said: It Was The Final Straw - when my garden gate just fell apart, so I decided to order a new one. Don't know when it will arrive though, it all hinges on the post.... ___ The creepy looking guy, who looks after the Deli section at the supermarket, is Croce. His brother, who runs the fruit and veg counter is even grocer... ___ I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line... ___ 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jim H Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Since it's April 1st and this is a Ford Forum. https://www.topgear.com/car-news/satire/exclusive-ford-fiesta-be-reinvented-ps200k-lwb-cadillac-escalade-rival?fbclid=IwAR1RWik03k7cORxC5QXpMrmefLMrkJBwD5b-qFWA37o_ROkwCO9In8PefeI 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezwez Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 5 minutes ago, Jim H said: Since it's April 1st and this is a Ford Forum. https://www.topgear.com/car-news/satire/exclusive-ford-fiesta-be-reinvented-ps200k-lwb-cadillac-escalade-rival?fbclid=IwAR1RWik03k7cORxC5QXpMrmefLMrkJBwD5b-qFWA37o_ROkwCO9In8PefeI 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim H Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 29 minutes ago, Jim H said: Since it's April 1st and this is a Ford Forum. https://www.topgear.com/car-news/satire/exclusive-ford-fiesta-be-reinvented-ps200k-lwb-cadillac-escalade-rival?fbclid=IwAR1RWik03k7cORxC5QXpMrmefLMrkJBwD5b-qFWA37o_ROkwCO9In8PefeI I possibly should start a separate thread but here are more 1st April stories: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11927299/Which-April-Fools-pranks-did-fall-today.html This is one of them https://www.cornwalllive.com/whats-on/whats-on-news/cream-first-cream-tea-top-8312944?_ga=2.249910978.555070583.1680332703-1885735517.1680332715 Which reminds of joke along these lines "A South West music festival had cancelled due to no starter acts, they couldn't decide weather 'Cream' or 'The Jam' should go first" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondy Posted April 2 Author Share Posted April 2 Noticeboard outside the Parish church: There will be a procession on Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the Church. If it rains in the afternoon the procession will take place in the morning. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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