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Sidney was not having a good day on the golf course.

After he missed a 12-inch putt, his partner asked him what the problem was.

"It's the wife," said Sid. "As you know, she's taken up golf, and since she's been playing, she's cut my s*x down to once a week."

"Well you should think yourself lucky," said his partner. "She's cut some of the guys in the clubhouse out altogether!"

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"I'm ashamed of you," the mother said. "Fighting with your best friend is a terrible thing to do!"

"He threw a rock at me!" the boy said. "So I threw one at him."

The mother said, "When he threw a rock at you, you should have come to me."
"Wow!! Thanks, Mum," the boy replied. "But my aim is much better than yours."

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Two parents take their son on holiday and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mum and says..."Mummy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" The mum says..."the bigger they are, the thicker they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mummy, I saw men with willies a lot bigger than daddy's!" The mum says..."the bigger they are, the dumber they are."

So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says..."Mummy, I just saw daddy talking to the thickest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"

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