dezwez Posted May 24 Share Posted May 24 1 hour ago, Rondy said: Today my daughter gave my wife a big hug for no reason. Then she turns to me and says, "Your right dad, mum has gained a little weight." Our dog is currently making room for me in his house. ___ So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played! ___ 1 hour ago, Rondy said: Today my daughter gave my wife a big hug for no reason. Then she turns to me and says, "Your right dad, mum has gained a little weight." Our dog is currently making room for me in his house. ___ So I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played! ___ 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondy Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 Overheard on my flight today: Stewardess (to passenger): “Are you OK? You look nervous” Passenger: “Yes, I’m nervous” Stewardess: “Your first time?” Passenger: “No, I’ve been nervous before” 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rondy Posted May 25 Author Share Posted May 25 After hearing about my mate at works unfair sacking, It brought back memories of when i worked as an maths teacher from the age of 20 to 30. They sacked me for no apparent reason.... It felt like such a waste of 13 years. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezwez Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 8 hours ago, Rondy said: Overheard on my flight today: Stewardess (to passenger): “Are you OK? You look nervous” Passenger: “Yes, I’m nervous” Stewardess: “Your first time?” Passenger: “No, I’ve been nervous before” 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dezwez Posted May 25 Share Posted May 25 2 hours ago, Rondy said: After hearing about my mate at works unfair sacking, It brought back memories of when i worked as an maths teacher from the age of 20 to 30. They sacked me for no apparent reason.... It felt like such a waste of 13 years. 😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rondy Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 GRANDSON: Grandma, where did you grow up? GRANDMA: A little village called Burton on the Wold. GRANDSON: Where did Granddad grow up? GRANDMA: He didn't. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezwez Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 13 minutes ago, Rondy said: GRANDSON: Grandma, where did you grow up? GRANDMA: A little village called Burton on the Wold. GRANDSON: Where did Granddad grow up? GRANDMA: He didn't. 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rondy Posted May 26 Author Share Posted May 26 Me to the postman: "This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte." Postman: "Now why would she send you an empty envelope?" Me: "We had an argument, and she's not speaking to me." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezwez Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 54 minutes ago, Rondy said: Me to the postman: "This empty envelope must be from my sister Charlotte." Postman: "Now why would she send you an empty envelope?" Me: "We had an argument, and she's not speaking to me." 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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