diamondblack Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 The ONLY Car EVER REFUSED by WE-BUY-ANY-CAR.COM... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/270860318788?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649 And at the bottom of the ad there is about 20 questions answered in the same style! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rugrat2 Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Brilliant.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preee Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Lmao that is classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pragmatix Posted November 26, 2011 Share Posted November 26, 2011 Priceless!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeadShoT2009 Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 What, wait is that a hoax, I'm so confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilbauer Posted November 27, 2011 Share Posted November 27, 2011 Love it bidding up to over 5k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamondblack Posted November 27, 2011 Author Share Posted November 27, 2011 There's loads of Q&As down at the bottom of the ad... Q: Hi there. Could I ask you if there is any history to speak of? Many thanks, HH A: Yes, history shows that the car is so unreliable that it was once used in a push by shooting. Q: HOW MANY PREVIOUS OWNERS? A: One careful owner. And then thirty-seven lunatics. So 38 in all. Q: Ha. I'll give you 50p for the air in the tyres! A: Sorry, I'm afraid I have to have the air back in the head of Amy Childs by the end of the week. Q: What's the overall condition? A: I've never worn an overall Q: hiya mate, does the car have any record of being on the register? A: Yes, it is on the s*x offenders register for rear-ending a Renault Clio. Q: You're funny. Do you come with the car? A: Only when driving over cobbles. Q: hi. is there any mechanical issues that i should know about. cheers, mate A: Just one: when it reaches 30mph it does tend to explode dramatically into flames. This usually only lasts until the body has been completely burnt down to the chassis or until you lose control and fatally crash - whichever happens first. For this reason, it has been rebodied several times. This is also the reason why the V5 currently shows 38 owners... twenty-eight of which are dead. Of the other 10 - six are in prison, three are in psychiatric units, and one is currently now living as a woman. His name is Derek. Q: ARE YOU ON CRACK A: Well, as I'm sat down, in a way you could say I am... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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