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karlos1987
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Lol. I shall remember that one mate. I can just picture your face. The chiropractor probably didn't believe you. Lol. I've been lucky with my little boy. All he wants to do is play fight and play football. Even like helping me do bits n bobs to the car.

Hoping I dint ever have to end up in your situation last Tuesday. Lol.

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    haha, that is amusing! :D

    bet the practor was very much of "its amazing how often I hear that" and follows it up in his head with "yeah, hes another one" :p

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    Lol. I shall remember that one mate. I can just picture your face. The chiropractor probably didn't believe you. Lol. I've been lucky with my little boy. All he wants to do is play fight and play football.

    Hoping I dont ever have to end up in your situation last Tuesday. Lol.

    +1 mate, i was playin football with em,

    Kara was running for the ball,

    I was directly behind her,

    While running i reached out and picked her up off the ground,

    Then while holding her extended out clear of the ground

    i kicked the ball instead of her lol

    Was great at the time but in agony now past 7 weeks of 4 tablets 3 times a day and cant lift anything in work.

    haha, that is amusing! :D

    bet the practor was very much of "its amazing how often I hear that" and follows it up in his head with "yeah, hes another one" :p

    All he said was "ow they did a very tidy job of it, what age are they again?"

    I was like "it wasnt !REMOVED! me ok"

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    haha, shirrr it wasnt :p

    Just waiting for Vicki to come in and confirm or deny this point :p

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    haha, shirrr it wasnt :p

    Just waiting for Vicki to come in and confirm or deny this point :p

    lol shes gone off for the day be back tonight
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    Regarding karls topic. ...the fixed base is defo the best invention ever. ...easier & safer to use (unlike men ) .....and lennys nails i dunno where to start just lets say hes pretty good at applying fake tan too lol. ....maybe its the nail varnish bringing on the mood swings too lol (him not me )

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    Men are safe Vicki. Lol. I've just ordered an isofix. Just gota ring ford for the parts to fix it in.

    Well I'm not saying anything. But each to their own I suppose lenny? Lmao.

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    Belts normally come short when it's mot being installed correctly. Tricky things yo get right

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    Belts normally come short when it's mot being installed correctly. Tricky things yo get right

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    I've lost count how many times I've tried installing it. Even got my brother to try who's got the same car seat and a mk1.5 focus but to no joy.

    So I gave up and got the isofix. Lol.

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    Men ain't safe. ....we wouldn't need car seats in the first place if they were lol

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    Men are safe Vicki. Lol. I've just ordered an isofix. Just gota ring ford for the parts to fix it in.

    Well I'm not saying anything. But each to their own I suppose lenny? Lmao.

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    the fake tan application was on vickis back a number of years ago lol once,

    Also saw this "his and hers" piggy banks today lmao.

    IMG_20140615_132829_zpsn2rcwfcx.jpg

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    It takes 2 Vicki. Lol.

    Woman should take precautions aswel you know. Lol.

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    the fake tan application was on vickis back a number of years ago lol once,

    Also saw this "his and hers" piggy banks today lmao.

    IMG_20140615_132829_zpsn2rcwfcx.jpg

    That seems about right lenny. Lol

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    Lol ...I was a leo broke into the convent not my fault

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    It takes 2 Vicki. Lol.

    Woman should take precautions aswel you know. Lol.

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    +1 bro i drink alot of redbull but my teeth dont fall out because ive brush my teeth every day for past 5 years,think ill remember to do it again tomorrow morning aswell,

    Our youngest is 5 aswell,

    Ya get me vicki?

    Lol ...I was a leo broke into the convent not my fault

    i !REMOVED! Wish luv :lol: was your own doin this time,

    I was in a seperate room helping ford owners at the time when you pounced on me like a south african Leopard

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