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Spot The Poor Vauxhall!


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I recall a story about a Lumberjack that used his favourite axe for 20 years.

He only changed the head twice and the handle 3 times ;)

Reminds me of Trigger from Only Fools and Horses when he is talking about the broom he had for 20 years.

Trigger - " This old broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in its time."

Sid - " How the hell can it be the same b.l.o.o.d.y broom then?"

Trigger - "Well here's a picture of it, what more proof do you need?"

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You get a free Bluetooth headset with a bmw ;) (every bmw driver has one in there ear) lol

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...As demonstrated here by Jeremy Clarkson

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I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

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I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

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What's occurring Paul?

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His engine lost a fight with combustion... :-(

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He's not had clarity of to bury or repair yet so it would seem...

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Just read his thread that's really bad luck hope he gets it sorted soon.

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I'm afraid to say guys but focus won't be attending ford fair 2015

That's a shame, I hope you manage to fix it or get something nice to replace it ;). What happened to it?

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No had a major fire break out in the engine bay guys and I'm afraid the engine bay lost

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No had a major fire break out in the engine bay guys and I'm afraid the engine bay lost

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oh god hope u get it sorted soon any idea what led too the fire?

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oh god hope u get it sorted soon any idea what led too the fire?

Heat, oxygen and fuel... At a guess..

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Another one bites the dust, but sad story behind it. This corsa was hit by a Mclaren MP4-12C, and both drivers died sadly.

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Saw in the papers that the North East had two head ons in two nights, both involving a vauxhall and also there was another that fell into it's faecal position

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Corsa vs a Pothole. Who will emerge victorious:

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That's one hell of a pot hole

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Saw in the papers that the North East had two head ons in two nights, both involving a vauxhall and also there was another that fell into it's faecal position

Hehe - that's stuck now hasn't it?! :D
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I know you mean foetal position but faecal fits a thread about Vaux**lls very well.

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