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    Ron
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    Fiesta Activ X
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    2021
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    Wrexham

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    So you all think you're hard now because you all jumped me?? I pulled up to MY house got out the car and immediately was attacked. They hit me in my face my arms my neck, I fought as hard as I could but there was just too many of them. Thinking if I can just get in my house I'm going to get them all, swinging all the way to my door I was running hoping I didn't drop my keys. The streets are one thing but attacking me at MY HOUSE, no way! You all gonna die tonight 😠 I get to my house pray for strength and brace myself... Went back outside but this time I was ready, I sprayed them all! Die die d
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    A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The doctor asks, "So what seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason at all. It's starting to scare me." The Doctor tells her, "I think I have just the cure for that. When it seems your husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish, and swish, but don't swallow it until he leaves the room or decides to go to bed." Two weeks later, the woman returns, looking fresh and reborn. The wo
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    "You see, doctor, I’m always dizzy for half an hour after I get up in the morning,” said Tracey. "I have the solution for you," replied the doctor. "Really, what is it?" “Well, try getting up half an hour later."
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    Awful scenes on Rhyl beach yesterday. It was totally disgusting behaviour. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them. The police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the policeman and started hitting him and the woman with it. Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'Thats the way to do it'!..........
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    One day St. Peter saw a gang of football supporters walking up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter ran to God and said, "God, there are some Liverpool FC supporters at the Gates. What do I do?" God relied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Redirect them." St. Peter went back to carry out the order, but he suddenly came running back and yelling, "God, God, they're gone! They're gone!" "Them football supporters?" "No, the Pearly Gates!"
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    I've never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, come home and expect to be fed and stroked, then want to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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    Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Honour. So I don't stop him, and he begins to rub my old *****, Your Honour. Why, Your Honour, I haven't felt that good in years! So I just spread my old legs and say to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" That's when he yelled, "April Fool" and that's when I shot the damn bugger."
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    A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it." The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?" The man replied, "My wife is going to poison me." The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?" The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's going to poison me. What should I do?" The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know." A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "I spoke to your wife on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?" The man said
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    A plumber was called to a woman's apartment in London to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing their bedroom romp. "That was my husband," she said, "He's on his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8. Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off." The plumber looked at the woman in disbelief. "What? On my own time? No way."
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    The Judge said to the defendant, "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again?" "Your Honour," the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell your policeman but he wouldn't listen."
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    When he saw how astronomically high his latest phone bill was, the head of house called a family meeting. “This is unacceptable,” said the father. ”You have to limit the use of the phone. I never use this phone. I always use the one in the office.” The mother said, ”Same here. I hardly use the home phone, because I use my work phone.” The son said, ”Me, too. I never use the home phone. I always use the company's mobile." ”So what's the problem?” asked the maid. ”We all use our work telephones.”
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    Soon after being transferred to a new duty station, A Marine husband called home to tell his wife he would be late - again. He went on to say that dirty magazines had been discovered in the platoon's quarters and they had to discipline the whole squad. She launched into a tirade, arguing that many men had pictures hanging in their quarters at our previous post, so his new platoon should not be penalized for something trivial. The husband calmly listened to my gripes and then explained, "Look they are our ammo, Dirty magazines: the clips from their rifles had not been cleaned."
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    Patrick O'Riley went to Dublin on a business trip. When the trip was over, he took a cab to get to the airport. The cab driver decided to have a little fun at the man's expense, so he asked, "My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third?" O'Riley had no idea. The driver replied, "The third one was ME!" He went home to his wife and said to her, "Hey honey, here's a riddle for you. My mother had three kids, one was my brother, one was my sister, who was the third one?" His wife was stumped and said, "I don't know, who?" Patrick responded,
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    "Armstrong," the boss said, "I happen to know that the reason you didn't come to work yesterday was that you were out playing golf." "That's a rotten lie!" Armstrong protested. "And I have the fish to prove it!"
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    Because of a shortage of maids, the minister's wife advertised for a manservant. The next morning a nicely dressed young man came to the front door. "Can you start the breakfast by seven o'clock?" asked the minister. "I guess so," answered the man. "Can you polish all the silver, wash all the dishes, do the laundry, take care of the lawn, wash windows, iron clothes and keep the house neat and tidy?" "Say, vicar," said the young fellow rather meekly, "I came here to see about getting married - but if you expect me to do that much work, you can count me out right now."
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