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#16 Lenny

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 06:55 PM

Lmao great suggestions lads, everyones already been on about lynching him.

It gets worse though..

Unkie Stoney you seriously gotta come take this nutter away and dump him in a padded cell or summin with the stuff he's been preaching.

A few of the many things he's been saying is that the hunger games is real and it's what our governments are planning on doing to us.

That we was put on this planet by aliens only hundreds of years ago, not millions, to be their slaves and that when we have completed doing whatever it is we are doing for them they will return to earth to take all of the planets babies then detonate the planet causing a black hole to suck everything into it.

That the president has a button that will instantly kill all the planets babies to save us all from the aliens.

That his copper mate was called to a house by an old lady who had an alien spaceship crashed in her garden and when he walked up to it it shot off like a flash into the sky before he could touch it, then the real men in black turned up and sworn him to secrecy but he still told kenny anyway.

That a small metal device about the size of a mobile was found and when used it can turn into food, water, fuel etc basically any thing you want.

And many more random stuff about how jesus isn't real cause going back through the time line the romans was never around at the time.

He been preaching this rubbish all day and the thing is he's actually been deadly serious about it and seriously believes it all. In psychiatric terms he's a flamin' nana


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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:04 PM

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Sounds like he needs sectioning under the mental health act.

Criteria for admission for assessment [section 2]

2.2 Patients may be detained in hospital for assessment on the grounds that they:

• are suffering from mental disorder of a nature or degree which warrants

their detention in hospital for assessment (or for assessment followed by

medical treatment) for at least a limited period; and

• ought to be so detained in the interests of their health or safety, or with

a view to the protection of others.

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:13 PM

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Sounds like he needs sectioning under the mental health act.

Criteria for admission for assessment [section 2]

2.2 Patients may be detained in hospital for assessment on the grounds that they:

• are suffering from mental disorder of a nature or degree which warrants

their detention in hospital for assessment (or for assessment followed by

medical treatment) for at least a limited period; and

• ought to be so detained in the interests of their health or safety, or with

a view to the protection of others.


where do i sign ?
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Posted 24 July 2012 - 09:32 PM

Tell your management that this nub is a distraction and is creeping people out.
His last name isn't Cruise is it?

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Posted 24 July 2012 - 10:55 PM

Well not exactly an office pet hate BUT i cannot absolutley stand people who eat with their mouth open, its grinds me!

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 05:12 AM

As to the fruitloop, certainly report him, if this guy is being serious and isnt deliberately making this shizz up to just make himself sound weird / cool (whichever he thinks!) then he probably does genuinely need to consider help! in which case,,,

As for the mouth open, thats something that does my nut in, but referring to my original post, please see below the actual cloak of invisibility!

Im getting bored with seeing this, I am tempted to set up some sort of camera that see's who last left a particular cubicle, and the next person who leaves, signifies disgust! then the camera names and shames that individual!!!

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 05:51 AM

He's deadly serious lads, not sure what his last name is but he propperly belleves every ratarded word that comes out his mouth.

I work with an old woman, well I say old she's probaly the same age as you lot or younger but she's propperly scared of him and genuinly thinks he's like that psycho who went on killing spree at batman and says you never know what they can do till they do it.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 07:23 AM

As to the fruitloop, certainly report him, if this guy is being serious and isnt deliberately making this shizz up to just make himself sound weird / cool (whichever he thinks!) then he probably does genuinely need to consider help! in which case,,,

As for the mouth open, thats something that does my nut in, but referring to my original post, please see below the actual cloak of invisibility!


Im getting bored with seeing this, I am tempted to set up some sort of camera that see's who last left a particular cubicle, and the next person who leaves, signifies disgust! then the camera names and shames that individual!!!


get a sinle layer of clear pallet wrap and put it over the toilet the put the seat back down lol
it wont happen after that.

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 09:18 AM

Yeh you can't beat the old cling film trick. :P

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Posted 25 July 2012 - 01:42 PM

lmao, if only I knew who the culprit was...

Brigante, if this guy is causing that nuch distress, he needs to be reported, even if you dont know him, pick him out from a line up!!!

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